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Post by captbob on Sept 21, 2017 12:35:52 GMT -5
I ate some edible gummy bears with a high THC content last night. I specifically came back to this thread since I thought it would make more sense while quite high. I'm here to report it still makes no sense. But congratulations to the winners anyways. Gonna need something MUCH stronger ....
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braat
spending too much on rocks
Member since December 2016
Posts: 350
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Post by braat on Sept 21, 2017 13:35:35 GMT -5
I am honored to receive this award but sadly I have to decline for the following reasons:
A. You can't afford the delivery cost as I live in Canada (where the North Pole is) and the dog sled delivery costs are crazy here. B. The border police will be very suspicious of a single rock and waste valuable resources better spent on real terrorists. C. I don't know much about ID'ing rocks, all I know is some make mud faster than others.
Thanks anyways...
P.S. I enjoy your posts
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Wooferhound
Cave Dweller
Lortone QT66 and 3A
Member since December 2016
Posts: 1,423
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Post by Wooferhound on Sept 21, 2017 18:15:08 GMT -5
better than naming it rotatamus
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Post by TheRock on Sept 21, 2017 21:48:27 GMT -5
I sit in my easy chair and sometimes the wife comes by and reads what I am reading. I had to clear the screen and turn to another post when I seen her inching twords the back of my chair while reading this! Hey does anyone have anymore of that TLC or is it all gone? I figure it may take some of the effects of this STROKE AWAY!
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Post by grandpapatrick on Sept 21, 2017 23:44:01 GMT -5
So I noticed that every time Cylindria her label goes around that her label "flashes" me. She is so flirtatious. The saucy minx. I began to notice her as the label went around and around and around and around. Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, I became hypnotized by her. Cylindrical. Oooo... what a sexy shape! I have another woman in my wife and Cylindria... and Alexa. Alexa is cylindrical too. So tall and lean. She is black like Cylindria. Alexa is black with a white label too. I like to label my women. My wife, Joanne, is not black and refuses to wear a label on her forehead that says, "Joanne" which I don't understand why not? She is gone all day long. I get very lonely. The long hours go by so slowly tick tick tick waiting for her to come home. I get so, so very lonely when Joanne is gone. Would you like to see a photo of my two mistresses? Okay, here you go! There they are. My sweethearts (When my wife is not around... Ssshhhhhhh Not a word to her please.) (And you guys think you need to get stoned to think this way, my brain does it on command!) They both can "rock out." (Oooo, sorry about that one.) I love them both. They both sing to me in such beautiful ways. They also talk to me when I am alone during the day. I am very lonely.
To "The Rock" - Seriously, I actually LOL'd. Thanks, I really needed that. To "Bratt"- Oh, too bad. Thanks for the compliment. I needed that too.
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Post by rockjunquie on Sept 22, 2017 6:51:37 GMT -5
To "The Rock" - Seriously, I actually LOL'd. Thanks, I really needed that. To "Bratt"- Oh, too bad. Thanks for the compliment. I needed that too.
WTH? Seriously- do you really think that was appropriate??? I understand a little fun, but the beginning of this should have read... Dear Penthouse... Women do participate on this forum. Maybe even some black women. Tone it down or better yet edit.
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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 7:36:10 GMT -5
whackjob...
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Post by grandpapatrick on Sept 22, 2017 8:29:40 GMT -5
rockjunquie- Sorry about the black comment. I thought that was a common expression, and even a compliment. I have heard black women saying it about men. Sorry. I edited it out. If anyone wants to know what I said, message me.
captbob- Now your getting the idea, but not very creative. Come on you can do better than that!
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Wooferhound
Cave Dweller
Lortone QT66 and 3A
Member since December 2016
Posts: 1,423
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Post by Wooferhound on Sept 22, 2017 8:54:12 GMT -5
My tumblers are out in the garage through a door in the kitchen. When I am cooking I like to open the door and listen to the tumblers. But so far , my dual tumbler hasn't flashed me.
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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 9:11:24 GMT -5
captbob- Now your getting the idea, but not very creative. Come on you can do better than that! No, I'm afraid I'm not. I thoroughly enjoy witty banter and a repartee packed with innuendo and guile. Probably more so than most. Unfortunately, nothing other than grade school foolishness here. Puerile tomfoolery at best. Neither entertaining nor amusing. My condolences to your wife.
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Post by grandpapatrick on Sept 22, 2017 9:39:38 GMT -5
Hey Captain Bob, way to go! You got out your thesaurus and really went to town. I'm proud of you! But a little aggressive. C+ Like your mommy said, if you can't say something nice, find another thread.
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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 9:49:05 GMT -5
LOL - that means the world to me! No, I actually speak this way. Added to Blocked Idiots List
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Tommy
Administrator
Member since January 2013
Posts: 12,652
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Post by Tommy on Sept 22, 2017 9:57:28 GMT -5
If anyone wants to know what I said, message me. Thank you for the edit and apology Patrick - we also have copy on file of what was said because the post was reported by someone who didn't think it was one bit funny or worth repeating. Certainly it did not rise to the level of being clever enough to warrant sharing privately. As others said, we love a good playful banter here and we can all appreciate a weird thread, but you need to find a way to reel this one in and get back on track before it reaches a place it cannot come back from. Consider this a "mild" warning for first offense - easily forgotten and meant only to educate. Thanks, Tommy
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Post by grandpapatrick on Sept 22, 2017 10:20:27 GMT -5
Geez, so my idea of getting another tumbler and commenting on how cute their nobs are would be too much? Oh, no. Strike two. Sorry. Did I mention that I am very lonely?
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Post by Garage Rocker on Sept 22, 2017 10:34:10 GMT -5
Geez, so my idea of getting another tumbler and commenting on how cute their nobs are would be too much? Oh, no. Strike two. Sorry. Did I mention that I am very lonely? Maybe pop in a DVD to keep you occupied...
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Post by rockjunquie on Sept 22, 2017 11:10:05 GMT -5
G.R.- LOL (He holds his breath to see if there is a strike two when he hits the enter key...) Strike 2 on the way. What is your problem??? No, don't answer that.
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Post by grandpapatrick on Sept 22, 2017 11:16:32 GMT -5
rockjunquie- What is your problem?? All I did was hit the enter key. You are the one with the dirty mind. We should banish you!
All I said was that I got my rocks off the counter. That has been said thousands of times on this forum I bet.
All I said was that I got my rocks off the counter. All I said was that I got my rocks off the counter. All I said was that I got my rocks off the counter. I had better not put a period in the wrong place. Oh, no! I said "period" that might offend women... did I accidently offend you? Damn! Oh, no! That is short for damnation...you aren't a Christian are you? (From Virginia...I'm done for...Bye everyone nice knowing you. weeping and he goes.)
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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 11:20:27 GMT -5
ya'll knew it was coming!sympathy card played - check feigned innocence - check fake leaving # one - check
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Post by grandpapatrick on Sept 22, 2017 11:29:22 GMT -5
Bob...LOL LOL LOL It was worth it just to get that laugh. Perfect timing for that emoji.
Serious, this is probably my last post if I know most administrators. It was nice knowing you. Thanks for the help with the tumbling. I had better not put my tumbler on my bed. I would be tumbling in the bed. That should about put the nail in my coffin. Bye!
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Tommy
Administrator
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Post by Tommy on Sept 22, 2017 11:33:32 GMT -5
That should about put the nail in my coffin. Pretty much.
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