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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 15:45:18 GMT -5
I have been outside doing yard work this afternoon, and the young neighbor gal was also out doing the same. (she is still cleaning up hurricane debris!) Anyway, I noticed that she (in her mid 20s?) is kinda getting a belly. okay, whatever... But this is a slender woman. I got to wondering, but didn't dare ask - the most dangerous question! Are you pregnant? Oh hell no, no way. Momma didn't raise no fool. But... she HAS to be! I mean ... So, is it rude to NOT comment? Or simply prudent to wait for them to say something? So while I was up cleaning off the roof, I decided that "Are you pregnant?" may well be the most dangerous question a guy can ever ask. Thinking on that further, I decided that the 2nd most dangerous question a guy can ask might be ... "Will you marry me?" I may have those two questions out of order! depends ... That got me wondering ... What is the most dangerous question a woman can ask (a guy)? I couldn't come up with a single possibility. Guys just don't care enough to be bothered by the questions from a woman. Or maybe we just become numb to them after the first few hundred thousand. me ---> So LADIES - what do ya'll think is the most dangerous question? Guys, any other questions to add to my top two list for guys? I might have missed something obvious. yeah, I know... I have too much free time. At least I don't talk to my tumblers!
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Post by Garage Rocker on Sept 22, 2017 16:03:57 GMT -5
Along the same lines, but when I worked at a photography studio, a mother came in for a 'maternity session', as written in the books. Another photographer asked the rather round bellied woman "when is your baby due?" With a rather perturbed tone, the woman replied "I've already had it". Dad was bringing the baby in from the car while she checked in. SMH...
Best to avoid that topic entirely.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 22, 2017 16:06:34 GMT -5
I have been outside doing yard work this afternoon, and the young neighbor gal was also out doing the same. (she is still cleaning up hurricane debris!) Anyway, I noticed that she (in her mid 20s?) is kinda getting a belly. okay, whatever... But this is a slender woman. I got to wondering, but didn't dare ask - the most dangerous question! Are you pregnant? Oh hell no, no way. Momma didn't raise no fool. But... she HAS to be! I mean ... So, is it rude to NOT comment? Or simply prudent to wait for them to say something? So while I was up cleaning off the roof, I decided that "Are you pregnant?" may well be the most dangerous question a guy can ever ask. Thinking on that further, I decided that the 2nd most dangerous question a guy can ask might be ... "Will you marry me?" I may have those two questions out of order! depends ... That got me wondering ... What is the most dangerous question a woman can ask (a guy)? I couldn't come up with a single possibility. Guys just don't care enough to be bothered by the questions from a woman. Or maybe we just become numb to them after the first few hundred thousand. me ---> So LADIES - what do ya'll think is the most dangerous question? Guys, any other questions to add to my top two list for guys? I might have missed something obvious. yeah, I know... I have too much free time. At least I don't talk to my tumblers! Oh, any questions about exes, children, how much is he paying in alimony and child support monthly, any disease a partner should be aware of, has he had a vasectomy, or is he shooting blanks? Ha ha.
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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 16:22:50 GMT -5
I guess "Do you need a Viagra?" would be a BAD question for a guy to hear!
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Post by rockjunquie on Sept 22, 2017 16:36:28 GMT -5
How much do you make? Do you have your own place? What kind of car do you drive?
DH just helped me with those. Those are questions that some of his sailor friends had been asked.
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Post by rockjunquie on Sept 22, 2017 16:38:50 GMT -5
When my son was born, my friend's mother came to see him at the maternity window. She was a very uncouth woman. She asked the woman next to her when she was due. The woman turned around and said rather loudly- I'm not, I'm just fat! To this day, I don't know if she did that on purpose.
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Post by captbob on Sept 22, 2017 16:42:45 GMT -5
I'm thinkin' that How much do you make? & What kind of car do you drive? would come from a woman ya probably don't want/need to be with.
But, Do you have your own place? may be a relevant question these days with so many pajama boys still living home with mommy.
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Post by kk on Sept 22, 2017 18:20:46 GMT -5
Whats your credit-score/rating? I don't know how it is these days over in your places, but over here things are more likely to evolve around financial questions and or passports. While pretty normal to locals, for us westerners that's a good sign to start running.
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Post by Sabre52 on Sept 22, 2017 18:23:39 GMT -5
OK, I know the most dangerous question a man can answer. "Does this dress make my ass look big?" Actually, if one thinks about it, any question regarding how a woman looks is a land mine. Just remember guys, lie , lie lie and then lie some more. All dresses make their asses look tiny, everything makes them look ten years younger and hotter and every comment they make is a miracle of wisdom. And dudes, think before you answer too, cause wimmens is tricky. They will ask the "ass big" question right when you are engrossed in yore favorite book or TV program and if the question does not really register and you answer automatically, as many long married guys do, " Yes Dear!' All ya'll are screwed. Married 50 years next year by the way so not without a little experience *LOL*
Regarding the questions a woman can ask a man. Back in the stone ages when I was dating I was broke and drove a crap car so no gal ever had to ask me any financial stuff *L*. I did however, have a gal start asking me marriage and kids stuff on a first date. That bout required a change of underwear. My favorite question, since I was a super shy, very non aggressive guy, was when a little hippie gal I met on a dive trip asked a semi drunk me if I would like to **** her. Had to get over the shock and finish my happy dance first but... "Affirmative ma'am!!!!!!!" Oh that that would have happened more than once in my ute cause man did I have a lot of awful dates .....Mel
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Post by toiv0 on Sept 22, 2017 19:01:44 GMT -5
I guess "Do you need a Viagra?" would be a BAD question for a guy to hear! I guess an answer would be if a guy were asked is "if I had variety there is no need for viagra!!!!" haha
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 20:58:54 GMT -5
Ask a man if his wife is....
"Sir, your daughter is so beautiful..."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 21:03:57 GMT -5
I guess "Do you need a Viagra?" would be a BAD question for a guy to hear! I guess the timing of that question is tantamount to success. IE: at the bar? Good thing. On a pillow? Not so much. Puleeeze don't ask me how I know...lol
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