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Post by sandsman1 on Jun 3, 2007 4:33:44 GMT -5
Subject: A cows tail> > A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple> bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around> his throat.> > Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"> > "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a> difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of> cattle.> We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed> one of the cows had something white at its rear end."> "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf> ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of> the cow's fanny.> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this> looks like yours!'"> "I don't remember much after that"
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 3, 2007 8:12:20 GMT -5
A man is milking his cow in the barn.
After a while, the cow hits the bucket with her rear right leg and spills the milk. The man finds a rope and ties the cow's leg. Then the cow hits the bucket with the other leg and the man finds another piece of rope and ties the other leg, too.
Then, while milking, the cow hit the bucket with the tail and spills the milk again. The angry man takes a rope and a chair, places the chair behind the cow, steps on the chair and ties the cow's tail on a wooden beam of the barn. But meantime, his pants went down 'cause he forgot to put on his belt. His wife enters the barn right then and asks:
-Hey, what are you doing there?
- Well, I _ _ _ _ the cow, 'cause who would believe me if I would tell him I'm milking her?
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