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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 13:47:56 GMT -5
Got a question about anything? I'll give you an answer.
Condor
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Post by akansan on Jun 12, 2007 13:54:27 GMT -5
LOL - I'll give you my father's favorite question:
What does this have to do with the price of rice in China?
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 14:03:59 GMT -5
Question: What does this have to do with the price of rice in China?
Answer: China has a population of almost 1.5 billion people. Rice is the cheapest way to feed them all, therefore, and to quote the man from the Price is Right, Mr. Bob Barker himself...the price must be right for rice in China.
Condor
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
Posts: 307
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Post by blarneystone on Jun 12, 2007 14:06:45 GMT -5
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Post by hermatite on Jun 12, 2007 14:07:46 GMT -5
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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Post by takilasunrise on Jun 12, 2007 14:14:55 GMT -5
Why does it take a whole day to get over a hangover?
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Post by hermatite on Jun 12, 2007 14:15:28 GMT -5
Why me Lord? What have I ever done to deserve even one of the pleasures I've known? (I know...that's two questions...but since you're not the Lord, you can just disregard the first one. I left it in as a tribute to Ferlin Husky)
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
Posts: 307
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Post by blarneystone on Jun 12, 2007 14:19:20 GMT -5
hehe... great song Hermy.. Kris Kristofferson right?
Oh... you don't have to answer this one Gil... lol.
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 14:38:59 GMT -5
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Answer: None. No one ever licks a Tootsie Pop. They put it in their mouths and keep them there until they break off the outer shell to get the good stuff. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 14:40:48 GMT -5
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Answer: One. If you walk too many of those roads you will end up sounding like Bob Dylan. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 14:45:11 GMT -5
Why does it take a whole day to get over a hangover? Answer: Because the brain is trying like hell to remember what happened during the previous nightover. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 14:48:13 GMT -5
Why me Lord? What have I ever done to deserve even one of the pleasures I've known? (I know...that's two questions...but since you're not the Lord, you can just disregard the first one. I left it in as a tribute to Ferlin Husky) Answer: Because you have been a good rockhound and deserve all the pleasures that come with it. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 12, 2007 14:51:05 GMT -5
what is the name of the person that will be the next President of the United States?
KD
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 14:56:06 GMT -5
what is the name of the person that will be the next President of the United States? KD Stoner
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Post by cina on Jun 12, 2007 15:14:30 GMT -5
I would like the answer to what is my name Game 1 and 2 I would also like to know why my grass won't grow in spots? Steph
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Post by Condor on Jun 12, 2007 15:25:54 GMT -5
I would like the answer to what is my name Game 1 and 2 I would also like to know why my grass won't grow in spots? Steph The answer to the name game 1 and 2 is.....One uh, one uh, boe, fun uh, fun uh, banana, nanam fana foe-fun uh fee fie mo mun uh. Game 2 is... two uh, two uh, boe boo uh, boe nanna fanna foe foo uh, fee fie moe moo uh. Grass is fickle. It will not grow in spots to let the gardner know who is really in charge. It is the grass's way of saying "phhhhtt!" Condor
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nightop
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since April 2007
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Post by nightop on Jun 12, 2007 15:28:17 GMT -5
what is the name of the person that will be the next President of the United States? KD Stoner Out of the potential candidates running...Stoner has my vote.
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 12, 2007 16:01:28 GMT -5
yep, i'd vote for Stoner too.
KD
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Post by akansan on Jun 12, 2007 18:04:17 GMT -5
Cina - I've never seen the spotted variety of grass. I think it tries to stay in solids instead of spots. If you ever succeed in getting it to grow spotted, let me know. I'd like some pink and purple spots on mine.
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Post by earthdog on Jun 12, 2007 19:54:03 GMT -5
What is a slump gauge?
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