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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 12, 2007 22:25:54 GMT -5
Tequila Christmas Cake HO HO HO ! Sounds gooooood to me
1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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SteveHolmes
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Post by SteveHolmes on Dec 13, 2007 7:40:25 GMT -5
LOL!!! Thanks Sands...that brightened up my morning. Steve
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Post by BAZ on Dec 13, 2007 9:07:04 GMT -5
Fthat wuz frilly runny. Hee hee!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2007 11:06:38 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO,
Thanks John, Im sitting her in my pajamas, just having woke up and am laughing my A$$ off. The dog is barking because he thinks there is something wrong with me. Well there is, but we wont get into that.
Shannon
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Sparky
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Still diggin'...
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Post by Sparky on Dec 13, 2007 11:39:04 GMT -5
ROFL!!! Good one! Jose Cuervo has been a good friend of mine (So has his sister, Margarita!) Hic! The cake might be good too... Now, which way to the oven and...Hey! Why ish da bottle empy?! Hic...thud! ZZZzzz
Rus
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granpaw
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Post by granpaw on Dec 13, 2007 12:00:26 GMT -5
I like that idea..
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Post by takilasunrise on Dec 13, 2007 17:03:14 GMT -5
When I saw the subject of this thread, I thought someone was baking a cake for me.................
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Post by snowdog on Dec 13, 2007 17:07:52 GMT -5
eye sthnik I'ives had onese ur twooos of hose ! --- boy ur theys evver goooood!
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Dec 14, 2007 10:44:58 GMT -5
Izz not azz stunk azz you fink ciam
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Post by midnightrocksi3 on Dec 15, 2007 3:38:18 GMT -5
LMAO!!! OMG!! That's too funny! I sure wasn't expecting that.. but Hell that does sound like One helleva recipe..lol where do you find these things sands??? lol
;D Roxy
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