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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 14, 2008 14:07:46 GMT -5
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health...
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garock
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Post by garock on Oct 14, 2008 16:23:30 GMT -5
Love it!! Mr Sandsman1 From Frank (GaRock)
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Post by BAZ on Oct 14, 2008 18:34:40 GMT -5
This goes straight to the board at work were we post jokes! All my Republican co-workers are going to crack up!
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Post by rockrookie on Oct 14, 2008 20:21:04 GMT -5
very funny LOL ------------------------paul
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Gem'n I
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Post by Gem'n I on Oct 15, 2008 7:58:28 GMT -5
Sands,
Priceless...you are a very bad man...now I have to clean my keyboard from the coffee I spit out from laughter...very funny!!
Larry
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Oct 15, 2008 10:46:02 GMT -5
jeeze to bad it wasn't Osamas car for real!!!
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