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Post by holajonathan on Aug 5, 2021 1:00:55 GMT -5
Yeah...but it's "ethically sourced"!!! But not ethically priced.
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Post by stephan on Aug 5, 2021 9:54:18 GMT -5
My favorite part is that it’s “ethically sourced.” I knew there were blood diamonds, but was unaware of blood Lakers.
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Post by stephan on Aug 5, 2021 10:00:08 GMT -5
Holy pre-coprolite! This lady is insane. Or maybe it’s the people that buy from her. excuse me, I have to go to my shop… add adjectives and raise prices. Let’s see… free-range, non-GMO, and it has electrolytes, it’s got what plants crave
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Post by holajonathan on Aug 5, 2021 13:04:34 GMT -5
Holy pre-coprolite! This lady is insane. Or maybe it’s the people that buy from her. excuse me, I have to go to my shop… add adjectives and raise prices. Let’s see… free-range, non-GMO, and it has electrolytes, it’s got what plants crave My favorite part: "These stones are the most ethically sourced you can get besides finding them yourself." Why are her collection practices less ethical than mine? Sort of undermines her ethical sales pitch. She has over 250 sales on Etsy, so she's not (the only) crazy one.
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Post by holajonathan on Aug 5, 2021 13:10:02 GMT -5
Holy pre-coprolite! This lady is insane. Or maybe it’s the people that buy from her. excuse me, I have to go to my shop… add adjectives and raise prices. Let’s see… free-range, non-GMO, and it has electrolytes, it’s got what plants crave How about sodalite that is "as if gazing into the Milky Way's star-filled sky" and is used "for deep journeying to other realms of reality." To get these effects, do you have to lick the sodalite like you do the psychedelic toad? If the sodalite fails to take me to other realms of reality, can I get my $18,000 back?
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Post by stephan on Aug 5, 2021 15:35:16 GMT -5
Holy pre-coprolite! This lady is insane. Or maybe it’s the people that buy from her. excuse me, I have to go to my shop… add adjectives and raise prices. Let’s see… free-range, non-GMO, and it has electrolytes, it’s got what plants crave My favorite part: "These stones are the most ethically sourced you can get besides finding them yourself." Why are her collection practices less ethical than mine? Sort of undermines her ethical sales pitch. She has over 250 sales on Etsy, so she's not (the only) crazy one. Maybe she elbows kids out of the way (I've seen that happen at Agate Beach at Patrick's Point, btw). Kind of infuriating that she has more sales than me. Definitely need to raise my prices. Not by dollars, but by orders of magnitude. Just need to find my rubber boots, so I can start shoveling the superlatively ethical adjectives.
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Post by holajonathan on Aug 8, 2021 0:06:01 GMT -5
My favorite part: "These stones are the most ethically sourced you can get besides finding them yourself." Why are her collection practices less ethical than mine? Sort of undermines her ethical sales pitch. She has over 250 sales on Etsy, so she's not (the only) crazy one. Maybe she elbows kids out of the way (I've seen that happen at Agate Beach at Patrick's Point, btw). Kind of infuriating that she has more sales than me. Definitely need to raise my prices. Not by dollars, but by orders of magnitude. Just need to find my rubber boots, so I can start shoveling the superlatively ethical adjectives. You may also want to try some hallucinogenic or dissociative psychotropic substances while staring deeply at the rocks you have for sale. Before the drugs wear off, edit all of your listing descriptions. I'm not looking to open a can of worms about the validity of crystal healing and the like, but are there people who really believe that a rock can take you on a deep journey to other realms of reality? If so, do those people have $18,200 to spend on a piece of sodalite? Serious questions.
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Post by stephan on Aug 8, 2021 1:37:42 GMT -5
Maybe she elbows kids out of the way (I've seen that happen at Agate Beach at Patrick's Point, btw). Kind of infuriating that she has more sales than me. Definitely need to raise my prices. Not by dollars, but by orders of magnitude. Just need to find my rubber boots, so I can start shoveling the superlatively ethical adjectives. You may also want to try some hallucinogenic or dissociative psychotropic substances while staring deeply at the rocks you have for sale. Before the drugs wear off, edit all of your listing descriptions. I'm not looking to open a can of worms about the validity of crystal healing and the like, but are there people who really believe that a rock can take you on a deep journey to other realms of reality? If so, do those people have $18,200 to spend on a piece of sodalite? Serious questions. Apparently, yes, there are people who believe it. I was once at a campground (Humboldt Co, Ca — well known for its potent weed) and I overheard the following half of a cell phone convo: “Dude, before I left, I, like, borrowed some of your crystals. When I got here, I buried them, and I just looked. And, you know what? Dude… they’re growing.” I will go out on a limb and guess that that particular individual would not have $18k burning a hole in his pocket. As for editing under the influence of…, I’m not sure I’d be able to type.
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