Andy
off to a rocking start
Member since March 2003
Posts: 2
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Post by Andy on Oct 30, 2004 10:56:55 GMT -5
andy can you please help me i cant log on i use my pass word and nothing user name the same please help
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Post by Cher on Oct 30, 2004 12:53:46 GMT -5
You wouldn't be able to log in with the name andy cause they only allow one username and of course that's reserved for "Andy", the forum owner. Maybe try a registering a new name. Just a thought, Cher
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 30, 2004 13:04:41 GMT -5
rose bud its shorty i screw up when i rote it its not andy its shorty and when i put my name down and password it comes up error i have had some trouble with my internet provider latley so i changed it and im trying to get it all strainted out
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Post by Cher on Oct 30, 2004 15:19:15 GMT -5
Oooo Hi Shorty. One problem could be a corrupted cookie, I hate when that happens. *smile* I would try this (assuming you are using Internet Explorer) Click on Tools Internet Options Delete Cookies and also Delete Files. This clears out the cache and all the cookies. Reboot and try logging on again.
Cher
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 17:46:39 GMT -5
I never found Cookie to be corrupted. She has scolded me a few times but she was never corrupted. In fact she was on target and it was kinda embarasses. Cookie is not corrupted.
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Post by Cher on Oct 30, 2004 18:40:15 GMT -5
Ummm I don't know about that ... ;D After talking to her on the phone during the hurricane, give her a couple glasses of wine and I'll bet she could be really corrupting. Have you seen her "For Adults Only" stone. ;D ;D ;D hehehehe Anyone who can polish up a stone like that without even trying has got to be somewhat corrupted ... Aren't ya Cookster, just a wee bit maybe? *smile*
Cher
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Post by krazydiamond on Oct 30, 2004 18:53:58 GMT -5
"The Corrupted Cookies" sounds like a new punk-goth all girl rock band....(shudders at the thought)...
hey, Shorty, wondered where you have been.....yeh, Cher is right whoops the cookies and try again, otherwise, re-register and be...reborn....?
KD
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 30, 2004 19:18:12 GMT -5
hi all i tried to get on by re registerd but my name is not legitimet who am i then .. haha so till i figeret out im a guest dam compuiters. and what is cookies other than the one on the bord hi cookies hahaha
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Post by krazydiamond on Oct 30, 2004 19:23:05 GMT -5
hey shorty, in the land of ghosts, cookies are those nasty things that your dang computer accepts and then turns against you as they have now. you computer is probably full of them, so you need to delete them all, scroll up and see what Cher sez to do....you need to clean up your temporary internet files, that may be the reason....
KD
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 19:24:51 GMT -5
What would happen if some one lost their Corrupted Cookie? Would we then have a random Cookie running hither and seeking Life's meanings? Would the world be safe with a random Cookie? If corrupted Cookie can wreak havoc on a random file, what then could be possible? I am getting this picture..... I wish the only things to worry about were Barking Spiders, random Asteroid events resulting in E.L.E. events. Waving walls, customers that ask endless questions and David Lee Roth running a fleamarket tour train. How did Cookie get corrupted anyway.
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Post by krazydiamond on Oct 30, 2004 19:36:42 GMT -5
my only answer to that Doc, is the Ghost in the Machine. i worked with computers in the early 80's, when you still set the switches in hexadecimal and did a little tribal dance to make the things reboot.....we had whole rooms full of machinery then that now sit on your lap. we had magnetic tape and 8" floppy drives, then technology took a huge step and they had 300 MB drives on cakes plates SO heavy..they loaded into a drive that looked like a small washing machine. now i get half a gig on something about the size of a ciggerette lighter.
it's all gotten way too clever if you ask me,
KD
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 19:43:29 GMT -5
The silicone brained anti-thistical anti-Christ is getting out of control, and taking over our minds. We concieved it, my wife's brother helped make it work. He is one of the original Apple 25, and now it is taking over. Pretty soon we will all be wearing grey and using thinkspeak. We were always at war with Eurasia, we were never at war with Eurasia. He who controls the past controls the future. The "puter has stolen my soul. I am lost. I am reaching out and I am not there. The end of the world is near.
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 30, 2004 19:49:08 GMT -5
i had my compuiter de cookied yesterday and every thang got erased now i cant get nothing i dont thank cookies is in my compuiter if so cookie com out com out wher ever you are haha doc or any one have a cookie remover i cant even get on the chat room . that mite be a good thang no body wants to talk to me eny way haha
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 20:04:46 GMT -5
There is always Windows Washer. It gets rid of all the naughty Cookies. Imagine, a 'puter full of naughty Cookies. Oh what thoughts we conjur. The sounds, the sights, the feeling of panic. Oiy-Vey. Vhat is a man to do? Run fast young man, run fast. Thar is gold in them thar hills. Run fast, leave before sunup. No names, no numbers, no good looks, RUN!!!
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 30, 2004 20:24:26 GMT -5
hahaha thats what hapend to it i had the comp totaly wiped out suposed to have cleaned it out but its haloween do you now where your cokies are . hahaha
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 20:52:55 GMT -5
shorty, you can always pour coke on the keyboard. It worked for Three Mile Island. Folks know, where Jenne's family is from, it is only an illusion. It really is working, you are not percieving it in the proper fashion. LIfe is an illusion, we are not here, it is not real, we really are sitting around singing inspirational songs, and cutting egg cartons into different shapes. We live in a town called Perfect, lights come on by themselves, sheet rock fixes itself after we throw the antichrist through it. The Matrix pulls power from us to run the Matrix. Machines are self replicating. We do not breed, we live forever in our dream like state. There are no others except for the 144,000. All you have to do is push aside the phoney evidence that exists at this moment. It is working, Big Brother has fixed it. The lies of the Proletariat have you convinced it is remiss. It is a capitalist trick! Nothing is real. Nothing has substance. Nothing matters. Strawberry fields Forever!!! Blue Meanies!!! Blue Meanies behind every telephone pole. The walls have ears! The plumbing has a microphone and the electric wiring is the transmitting medium! I have been considering pulling the plumbing out and installing it on top of the floor. I have been wanting to pull out the wiring. I have not found the bug yet but I know it is there. The satellite has found me. It is following me. Blue Meanies!! Gotta run from the Blue Meanies. They are every where. Run, run, run fast. Even though it is not real, they can kill you in the unreality they exist. They look awful when they dance. Twinkle Elephants with blue skin. Even the Barking Spiders wither from them. Watch out for the Blue Meanies.
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Post by krazydiamond on Oct 30, 2004 21:05:03 GMT -5
check your filter settings, Shorty, maybe your friend set it too high to accept cookies from rocktumblinghobby
some are good cookies.... (i'm not going there..)
KD
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Post by Cher on Oct 30, 2004 21:16:03 GMT -5
and Blue Meanies ... I'm with you KD, I'm not going there. I'm afraid of those aliens that implant those things into your fire shooting backside .... oops, not going there either. hahahaha
Doc, pouring coke/pepsi on your keyboard does nothing but make it a sticky mess. I've had 2 keyboards that were pepsi addicts, one that love the coffee an's (now that was a real mess) I've learned to put plastic covers on my keyboards now. Maybe that's what keeps the Blue Meanies out ... but I think I'd like to watch them dancing.
Cher
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 22:09:50 GMT -5
When the Blue Meanies dance, the Barking Spiders with the red eyes run with fear. It is scarey. The Blue Meanies I see, weigh six hundred pounds each, have bumps on their necks, beak noses, feet that look like gorged ticks, wide set blue eyes with Iguana eyelids. They have dirt under their fingernails, kinda wiggle like Jello when they dance, and break chairs they stand on. Everytime I have seen them, they run at me with outstretched arms, slobbering down their shirt fronts, with greasy blond hair that has static charges making eh greasy hair stand straight out. While they are dancing and running, the electric wires spark and the powers to be are listening through the wires. The Barking Spiders have run with fear, the walls wave, and the floor tilts. People look strange and their eyes glow. They make my hands get bigger and bigger, everything feels tingly. Things slip out of my hands, and everything slants. Oh, yes, coke did ruin Three Mile Island. They spent millions on the accident history. Dan Rather said it was so. If it was on TV, it had to be true. It had to be true!!!!! It was on TV.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 30, 2004 22:23:31 GMT -5
I'm reading this for the first time. It's not me, I swear! It's my evil twin, Naughty Cookie. SHE posted "for adults only". I wouldn't put Shorty out for anything in the world. I love you, man! I've done the Blue Meanies dance, but I don't belive in flash backs. I'm no more Naughty Cookie than Connrock is Birdseed. I think. I drink too much wine. I think.
cookie
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