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Post by docone31 on Nov 2, 2004 8:28:16 GMT -5
A fossildorf is an old man with an hat driving a Ford.
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Foreverdown
having dreams about rocks
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Post by Foreverdown on Nov 2, 2004 8:36:30 GMT -5
Welcome back Shorty! Did you have to paint your puter yellow? Ha Ha Modern technology at its best.... Man, I want some of that cheese yall are eating. I've been laughing since started reading this post. Doc, are you sure you are not still in Ca? I didn't realize that Floriduh had nuts. LOL And Cookie, you never cease to amaze me!! [glow=blue,2,300]Brett[/glow]
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llanago
fully equipped rock polisher
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Post by llanago on Nov 2, 2004 9:37:46 GMT -5
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
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Post by shorty on Nov 2, 2004 10:43:20 GMT -5
hahahaa hi all from cant get on to fart bubbles hahaha love it i love cheeze im a wimp thow i like mild stuf american gooda colby mild chedder on ham burgers im a whapperhead melted cheze in chili then dip chips yeowwwwwwww and some boons farm wine cant beet it and dock i havent felt that good sence the sixtes hahaha ther comming to take me away haha hehe hoho cant waite whats next here keep em comming
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Post by docone31 on Nov 2, 2004 10:50:14 GMT -5
Just wait untill you wear a tinfoil hat, and touch a 9 1/2 volt battery to your tongue. It is cool, even makes your eyes twitch. Even better if you have fillings!
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
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Post by shorty on Nov 2, 2004 15:38:22 GMT -5
i want the second hat thats cool . that will make me look im pow tant dont you thank .. and i would like a up stares room please so i can sit on the balcony and talk to birds and bigfoot .and at nite it wont be to hard getting in the space ship.haha.. calgon take me awayto fields of green grass in the middle with every kinda girl .yeow im dreamin now hahaha
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shorty
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Post by shorty on Nov 2, 2004 15:42:11 GMT -5
doc am i a folsel dorf im an old man and i drive a old ford haha a 1934 ford i found my true idenity a folsildorf now i just have to lern to spel it hahaha old fart a buble fart .
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shorty
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Post by shorty on Nov 2, 2004 15:43:49 GMT -5
doc am i a folsel dorf im an old man and i drive a old ford haha a 1934 ford i found my true idenity a folsildorf now i just have to lern to spel it hahaha old fart a buble fart .
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Post by docone31 on Nov 2, 2004 17:14:59 GMT -5
Anybody who drives a 1934 Ford I do not believe would qualify as a fossildorf. I bet you built the engine yourself. We have a 1986 G20 conversion van. It came with a 305 and I swapped it out for a 350. In Los Angeles I had it rebuilt. The gear drive ate an hole in the timing cover and my wife went 70 mph when it had dropped the vaccum line on the transmission. It only had first gear. We went to 365 cu., I went with a .204-.216 cam. Flat tops, ported 64cc., head, seven angle valve job, stroked .030, roller lifters, port matched intake, a performer manifold, and exhaust, 2.25 dual pipes with crossover and free flow exhaust. I have a modified HEI with a 600cfm Edelbrock emissions carb. I am still trying to get a good idle, it is a little lopey, but I get 22mpg highway. I went from 3.23 rears to 2.73 positraction. It purrs at highway speed. Oil pressure at 65mph is 55lbs. Idle is 40. Not bad for a GM. We stripped the interior and no one thinks we are anything but a beater. We rebuilt the rear end suspension. It is a teflon modified springer with torsion bars 1 1/2" It corners like a Porsche. The front end has been modified and the weight capacity has been bumped. The transmission has been modified for towing and weight. I bet I could pull your Ford off the light and run on the top end. My wife only uses 10% of the pedal and she is terrified of it. She is getting better though. The first time she drove it She buried the rear end up to the frame. She was used to her Toyota where she had to use full pedal to go. She got in, put it in reverse, stood on it, and went excavating. Wheels spun and the van went to China, just like that, both rear wheels.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 2, 2004 19:06:48 GMT -5
Llanna, where did you find that? That's too funny! Think I'd like to order the Fez. Snappy little number.
cookie
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Post by krazydiamond on Nov 2, 2004 19:22:08 GMT -5
ohhh, yess, llana, i think i may go into bootleg production, those are what the best dressed are wearing, eh?
ok, you bubble-farting cheese dreamers, (that sounds like an insult, it isn't)....try eating a sharp cheddar grilled cheese sandwich right before bed.....and tell me about the the wild and colorful dreams you get. ok, for those of you that are cheese intolerant, do a big bowl od salad with full strength bleu cheese dressing!
yeehaw. bleu chese is the best.
KD
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bwalters
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Post by bwalters on Nov 2, 2004 19:27:31 GMT -5
Cookie, You shouldn't have encouraged her (Llana)! Now she'll be making tin foil hats to send to anyone who wants one!!!
BE
PS: Llana, make mine like the one in the 3rd pic, please!
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shorty
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Post by shorty on Nov 2, 2004 20:35:31 GMT -5
doc you have me beat i only have a 350 bord balanced and a full roler unit it has true indy parts pistons crank cam i have a chrysler rear end with 4 10 gears .with a turbo400 built trans i only can get 145 miles an hour in the quater . could get more but the front end wants to come up to mutch. and i get 14 miles a gal .not very good for a real ford body not the foberglass kit
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
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Post by shorty on Nov 2, 2004 20:38:19 GMT -5
kd you have it wrong haha ...cheez wiz and spam thats the ticket yup hahaha
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 2, 2004 20:46:15 GMT -5
For the lactose intolerent Cheeze Wiz=death on a cracker. Actually, aged cheezes don't give me a problem, other that the Asian syndrome, Hung Chow. KD, next time I go to they grocery store, sharp chedder is on my list. I like onion buns, will that inhance or degrade said dreams? cookie
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Post by docone31 on Nov 2, 2004 21:31:52 GMT -5
Slick ride dude. All metal huh? Killer. I built my van for the long haul. If I do shows, I do not want to look over the top. It attracts too much attention. I will tell you what, there is some real good fartin' eating extra sharp cheddar, and the whole bag of sulphated apricots! Chow down, wait about three hours, and jump into the bath. The next time I try that, I think I will plaguerize one of the hat designs, jump into the bath, chew on a 9 1/2 battery, and have some candles handy. Imagine, flaming bubbles. Must have the lights out for the full effect.
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