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Post by sandsman1 on Apr 13, 2012 9:26:31 GMT -5
HOW US OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS.
A truly touching story....
I’m not the best looking guy; some would say I’m a little frayed around the edges these days. But, I have a nice bike, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually riding from place to place. I met a nice-looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought, “Damn, these Taser guns are really worth the money!”
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Post by Toad on Apr 13, 2012 11:53:29 GMT -5
No-no! :nono:
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Post by Rockoonz on Apr 13, 2012 11:55:36 GMT -5
Dude, really? Are you sure you want to leave this up?
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Post by mohs on Apr 13, 2012 12:24:06 GMT -5
I was hoping for some practical information I have a hard time just bending over to pick up a rock mostly
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Post by parfive on Apr 13, 2012 13:11:58 GMT -5
Dream job would be at the morgue, eh? ;D
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Post by meta99 on Apr 13, 2012 15:51:25 GMT -5
Dream job would be at the morgue, eh? ;D EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!
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Post by Sabre52 on Apr 13, 2012 19:41:31 GMT -5
Jeez Sands! WTF! (shaking head)
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Post by roy on Apr 13, 2012 20:10:47 GMT -5
thats not nice diet coke burns when passing through my nose lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by helens on Apr 13, 2012 20:28:06 GMT -5
Unless you're in Florida and the chick has a .38 strapped on under her jacket. Then you might be missing an eye, and everything behind it, after she misses your jewels once she starts twitching:). This is why no one should be messing with our 2nd amendment rights, because of people like Sands!!! Bad joke... very bad:(.
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Post by jakesrocks on Apr 13, 2012 20:56:05 GMT -5
Don't take Helen serious Sands. She's one of those lefties.
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Post by helens on Apr 13, 2012 22:07:21 GMT -5
Am not
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Post by jakesrocks on Apr 13, 2012 22:17:36 GMT -5
Ya love Obama, don't you ? I can see that left wing flapping from here. lol
Hey Sands, will a cattle prod work ? Got one of those.
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Post by helens on Apr 13, 2012 22:37:04 GMT -5
Where do you get that from Jake? I hate Romney, I won't vote for Romney, I still marvel that he's not in prison for the same crime that Michael Milken served 22 months in the Fed Penitentiary for (leveraged buyouts), so that leaves Obama.
Further, I want the deficit reduced, and all I see is the Republican Congress fillibustering the budget to the point that the USA lost it's AAA credit rating last year (causing the interest rate to go up on our bonds... causing MORE deficit).
This lot are more interested in posturing and pandering to special interests than resolving anything, or doing what they were voted in to do. They are worse than useless because they actually hurt us more.
What's left when there's only 2 choices? I don't love Obama, but I'm not foolish enough to vote for the alternative.
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Post by jakesrocks on Apr 13, 2012 22:45:46 GMT -5
Seems to me that if the Dems were so worried about the budget, They would have passed it when they had both the Senate and Congress. But no, they were more interested in stuffing their stupid, illegal Obamacare down our throats.
LOL Still want to know if a cattle prod would be a good alternative. Maybe use it on liberals too.
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Post by helens on Apr 13, 2012 22:51:02 GMT -5
Jake, the budget has to be passed again EVERY single year.
Can't hide a cattle prod, people would see that coming:).
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Post by grayfingers on Apr 14, 2012 0:45:10 GMT -5
Actually Helen, It's been more than two years since congress passed the last budget.
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Post by helens on Apr 14, 2012 1:37:41 GMT -5
Actually Helen, It's been more than two years since congress passed the last budget. Exactly. That's why the Republicans need to be removed. They can't do their jobs, what do we want them again for?
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Post by grayfingers on Apr 14, 2012 8:05:45 GMT -5
No budget passed in years, $15 trillion in debt,
The Senate Democrat Majority Hasn't Passed a Budget Because...uh...Republicans!
The system is such that a Democrat Senate can pass a proposal, and a Republican House can pass its own, and in the end, a committee will reconcile the two to make everyone as happy as possible.
Besides, taking lots of time to build a massive, bipartisan coalition in the Senate didn't matter when healthcare was on the line. Then, President Obama was perfectly happy to sign a bill that passed the upper chamber strictly along party lines. Bipartisanship is such a massively convenient, falsely centrist excuse for the real problem: the Democrats are perfectly happy spending away, with no plan and no constraint.
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Post by helens on Apr 14, 2012 14:22:27 GMT -5
No, the budget gets 'passed' every year, or there would be Gov't shutdown. There has been no budget REFORM for years and years. The 2 are very different.
So when the Republicans pass this 30% minimum, we'll be on the way to deficit reduction in a big way. You see that happening soon?
Ironic that you say the Dem's are the ones here who like to happily spend away, when the ONLY time the US had no deficit and even a surplus was under a Dem President. Go figure:)?
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Post by grayfingers on Apr 14, 2012 17:26:46 GMT -5
Democrats' Three Years Of No Budget Is All About Deception news.investors.com/article/598690/201201231850/1000-days-without-budget-is-democrat-political-ploy.htmCongress: The last time the Democratic-controlled U.S. Senate passed a budget was April 29, 2009 — 1,000 days ago. (end of Jan.) It's no mystery why: They don't want taxpayers to know about the trillions they're wasting. A published budget would be an election-year death warrant for Senate Democrats, because Republican Senate candidates would stuff its highlights into every mailbox they could.
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