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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 5, 2013 17:09:28 GMT -5
What's your favorite? Think I'd pick #11, LOL!
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . .
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
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Post by panamark on Aug 6, 2013 0:14:12 GMT -5
You forgot some other good ones:
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
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Post by bushmanbilly on Aug 6, 2013 0:29:53 GMT -5
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Post by jamesp on Aug 6, 2013 3:39:43 GMT -5
You guys have had some winners. Oh, just fictional stuff.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 6, 2013 9:56:05 GMT -5
Now you guys are getting into it!
Just a few more
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love
It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
The Pint of No Return
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
And one of my favorite CW songs
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone. Gotta love Roy CLark!
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Post by Fossilman on Aug 6, 2013 10:35:26 GMT -5
What's your favorite? Think I'd pick #11, LOL! 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few The #1 is where the name "Coyote Ugly" came from.....LOL |
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Post by bushmanbilly on Aug 6, 2013 13:55:04 GMT -5
I think this one is the best. Ladies how much do you love your country? Warning some adult content.  Click above. |
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 6, 2013 14:26:41 GMT -5
Hilarious, Billy!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2013 15:07:49 GMT -5
I was so ready to put that Rodney Carrington video up myself. Dang it Billy you beat me to it!
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 6, 2013 16:15:52 GMT -5
Uh, don't count on it anytime soon, Scott!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2013 17:16:54 GMT -5
Uh, don't count on it anytime soon, Scott! haha, that wasn't a proposition, it was a quote. I fixed the post! haha |
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 6, 2013 18:27:19 GMT -5
Scott, I knew what you were saying, LOL! If you told a guy to let it all hang out to save the world, they'd do it in a heartbeat (any excuse to show their stuff). Women are more reserved, modest, and carefully think things like that through. Hmmm, is baring my chest really going to save the world? Naw, don't think so!!!
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Post by Sabre52 on Aug 6, 2013 19:12:10 GMT -5
What, no " My wife divorced me, stole mah pickup truck and shot my dawg blues"  ? Mel |
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 6, 2013 20:31:47 GMT -5
Blues are strictly a male outlet, a way to whine about how unfair life is to them. When women get the blues, guys would just call it PMS, lol!
But I'm not familiar with that particular song, Mel.
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Post by jamesp on Aug 6, 2013 21:16:31 GMT -5
Still waiting Jean
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Post by jamesp on Aug 6, 2013 21:17:04 GMT -5
Scott said they are beauties
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 6, 2013 21:55:33 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!! And just how would Scott know, James? I don't remember it.
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Post by darstcreek77 on Aug 7, 2013 8:30:45 GMT -5
cant write on the forum But david Allen coe has a album that will curl some toes .
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Post by rockpickerforever on Aug 7, 2013 8:59:40 GMT -5
I know one song he sings, "You Never Even Call Me by My Name." A friend of his had written the song, but hadn't mentioned anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks or gettin' drunk.
So the friend added one more verse, incorporating those topics, making it the perfect Country and Western song
Well, I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train
I'll have to look hm up and take a listen.
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Post by Rockoonz on Aug 7, 2013 22:52:55 GMT -5
I am occasionally subjected to country music at work.
I also tend to have songs stick in my head.
Torture
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? Mel
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