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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 5, 2013 18:27:21 GMT -5
My Dogs
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn, is this a great country or what!
Sounds like Barry's folks, doesn't it.
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Post by helens on Sept 5, 2013 18:48:20 GMT -5
Nice. Please post a photo of the check he got.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 5, 2013 19:01:42 GMT -5
Nope. You only want the personal info on the check.
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Post by helens on Sept 5, 2013 19:09:03 GMT -5
I hadn't thought of that... yes, wouldn't want anyone to get your dog's personal information. So do the gov't censor trick of blacking out the account #'s on your dog's check. Then post it.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 5, 2013 19:46:22 GMT -5
Jake says it's his check, and you ain't seeing it until you learn to speak conservative dog talk. Then you have to ask him personally.
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Post by helens on Sept 5, 2013 20:07:40 GMT -5
I see. So your lazy unemployed dog is the boss of you, and won't take your say so. No wonder they gave him a check instead of you. How can you possibly complain about the Gov't?
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 5, 2013 20:29:31 GMT -5
Spoken like a true liberal. As a matter of fact, your tax dollars are giving me 2 checks each month, plus insurance for life. What my dog does with his check is his business. Furthermore, my "lazy unemployed dog" is the security in this house. I can guaranty that if you tried to raise a hand to me, you would get bit. But then you wouldn't get on the property without him sounding the alarm. Watch dog and body guard, I'd say he's employed. And he's a much better friend and companion than most liberals I can think of.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 5, 2013 21:46:31 GMT -5
Only a dumb ass liberal would actually think I was talking about my own dog in this thread.
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Post by helens on Sept 5, 2013 22:14:50 GMT -5
LOL!
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jamesp
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Post by jamesp on Sept 6, 2013 1:56:53 GMT -5
I love that trait. The lady keeps coming back for more
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Post by helens on Sept 6, 2013 5:50:06 GMT -5
That's because Don gets so riled up about everything, even things he starts himself. I thought he found it funny too, then he got madder and madder. I dunno.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 8:08:20 GMT -5
hahahaha This is too funny. Thanks you two. What a team. Have you two thought about going on the road? You could make a fortune. You would have to travel separate and only get close to each other from across the stage though. Jim
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 6, 2013 12:17:05 GMT -5
Not getting riled Helen. Just laughing at the stupidity of your comments, and keeping you going.
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Post by helens on Sept 6, 2013 16:27:21 GMT -5
I didn't see you laughing. I saw me laughing:).
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Post by grayfingers on Sept 6, 2013 16:57:28 GMT -5
lol. . .
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 6, 2013 17:00:11 GMT -5
I didn't see you laughing. I saw me laughing:). Oh, so that's how you swing. You sit and admire yourself in the mirror while you're typing on your computer.
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Post by helens on Sept 6, 2013 17:18:03 GMT -5
That was a crabby thing to say.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 6, 2013 17:30:57 GMT -5
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Post by helens on Sept 6, 2013 17:39:35 GMT -5
I see a crabby old man:).
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 6, 2013 18:01:55 GMT -5
I see a crabby old man:). So your old man is standing behind you, watching you admire yourself. No wonder he's crabby.
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