shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
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Post by shorty on Oct 30, 2004 22:33:27 GMT -5
doc what the he==was that hahaha dam quit drinking so mutch coffe hahaha it sounded good what ever you said wow
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 22:48:55 GMT -5
Shorty. Your problem with your 'puter is just an illusion issue. It has been working all along. All you have to do is burn some incense, use some Petchuli oil, bend over, hold your nose with your right hand, hold your right leg with your left hand, spin around in a right hand circle and yell, I am a duck, I am a duck, I am a duck! That helps keep you from having to deal with a lot of friends, or a resteraunt will let you leave quietly without paying your bill and you will not have to put Baking Soda in your nose and blow bubbles. It also helps keep the electric wiring in the house from transmitting signals to the satellite following each of us. Once the big asteroid hits us, we will not have to worry about satellites anymore. The EMF will short out the power cells and they cannot transmit our thoughts to the secret ship orbiting the moon they found in area 51. The real secret is the space people they found did not have any bones. They could roll them up in little balls and carry them away in a paper bag. Scully and Mulder did an exclusive on that one. Cleverly disguised fact in a show portent on a fictional plot scenario. Trust no one.
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 30, 2004 23:03:50 GMT -5
hahaha yea me on one leg spining haha the nabor already thanks im nuts haha if he sees me doning all that hell shoot me hahaha the end of my drive way has a big dip in it and its about a foot of water on it all sumer one day i was bored so i went out to the hole and was fishing in it casting and all haha the naibor went by stoped and looked shok hes head and drove away haha he hasent talked to me sence hahaha there comming to take me away ha ho ho hell no i wont go
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Post by docone31 on Oct 30, 2004 23:33:36 GMT -5
WAtch out for your neighbor. I bet he is one of them. I bet he has short hair, wears dark clothes, talks like he swallowed his tongue and swallows so he can be heard. I know the type. They look from behind curtains, watch the shadows, and they look but they do not respond when you are in the yard. I know the type. I bet he tried to be real nice at first but slowly stayed away. If he was my neighbor, he would be talking about me right now. I bet he talks about you. I know when people are talking about me as my ears ring, all the time. I know it is because people are talking about me, the other people told me it was because an 88 went off right next to me. About ten feet away. It was cool. I couldn't hear for the longest time. That was not cool however. People would look at me and their mouths would move. I would shake my head and they would get red in the face, their eyes would get red and the veins in their neck would get large. Their mouths would move quicker and I would still shake my head. I would nod once in a while and they would move their mouths faster. It was cool. Once in a whille someone would smack me upside the head and my ears would ring louder. That was not so much fun, at least like the other times. I never did know what they were saying but they would sure get mad. It was cool. Except when they would smack me upside the head. They stopped doing that when the ringing got less and I could hear what they were saying, at least part of the time. I got hit a lot less then.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 30, 2004 23:38:06 GMT -5
Gotta love it Shorty. Give em something to talk about. I didn't do it. I swear.
cookie
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 30, 2004 23:45:18 GMT -5
Doc, we logged on at the same time. I'm doing that now and no one shot a gun off near my head. I think if they did am MRI of my brain theyed find little bitty holes all through it. My short term memory is shot. Why am I here? Go back to what I was doing earlier. Oh yeah, I need a paper clip. I'm sorry, did you say something?
cookie
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Post by Original Admin on Oct 31, 2004 0:14:44 GMT -5
Hi Shorty.
Ive reset your details for you so that you can log in again correctly.
Ive tested them from over here and it works ok - you may want to change your password from what I have set it to.
Ive sent you a message on the mail bit of the board with what Ive done.
Give it a whirl and let me know how it goes.
Cheers Andy.
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 31, 2004 16:08:59 GMT -5
hi all andy it still says error wrong name and password .what is my name and password can you tell me and i didnt get a email nothing canyou help who am i haha im just a lost sole floting in time. help im in a pink floyed song
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Oct 31, 2004 16:14:47 GMT -5
;D ;D cookies are you sure your not the cookies messing me up haha .. i that i seen you jump out of my comp last nite. and say im the woba gooba with the green teath .yeowwwwww your my frendly comp cookie monster
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deepsouth
fully equipped rock polisher
He who rocks last rocks best
Member since January 2004
Posts: 1,256
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Post by deepsouth on Nov 1, 2004 2:04:00 GMT -5
Oh MY Oh My , can't stop R.O.T.F.W.L
Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n I've just seen a Blue Cookie , is that dangerous tooo ?? ?? ??
Couldn't stop dancing with it for at least 20 minutes
Phew I AM tired
Shorty , I sent you an e-mail today with good news , that box of rocks has arrived
OOPs , got to dance again with the blues.......... I think I can see Pink somebody now...It is a huge Party down here , is this for real?? ?? ??
Got a glimpse of Naughty Cookie also , told her to leave Shorty alone , he has got enuff problems already with the other cookies
Wow I haven't had this much fun on the PC since my brother Peter died 2 years ago in january. hahahaha
He always made me laugh and I him hahahaha
Jack
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Nov 1, 2004 10:25:17 GMT -5
hi all im still a guest haha cookies where were you yesterday didnt see no cookies wow hahaha jack im glad you finally got the rocks after what three months haha thats snale mail goning up hill hahaha hope you like them and show pic and maby i can help identify those a few i found in the driveway and the obstin i found on the road when i was fishing .. thanks for lettingme now you finally got them shorty
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 1, 2004 18:51:36 GMT -5
I'm Baaack! and I brought some friends. The Dancing Cookie party is on! That's me in the cornor, being corrupted. Oh Geez, I feel dizzy. Where am I? cookie
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 19:00:37 GMT -5
Are all of your friends going to gang up, is shorty going to get a swirly? Is it going to be serial bad dog? What type of party is it going to be, is there going to be blood, rending of flesh, tainting vestial virgins? Is there going to be moaning? Is there going to be regrets, smiles, shocking memories? I want to watch in the background, and take it to the street. Take the streets!!!
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 1, 2004 20:51:19 GMT -5
My husband got this email today. (Really!) TO BEATLES FANS
BLUE MEANIE WANTED FOR DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOUR STOP DESCRIPTION 7' 2" BLUE SKIN LARGE EARS STOP LAST SEEN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA SHOW STOP SUSPECTED OF TARGETING HALLOWEEN PARADE OCT 31 AND THANKSGIVING PARADE NOV 25 NYC TOP MAY ALSO TRY AND HIJACK LOCAL RADIO STATIONS STOP WILL ADVISE ON HIS MOVEMENTS STOP CHECK THEBEATLES.COM FOR FURTHER DETAILS STOP
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 21:06:09 GMT -5
Run for your lives, there is a lobster loose. He is red and dangerous! Bring butter, it is your only chance. Run for your lives. Blue Meanies are nothing compared to lobsters. Even the malicious Cookie cannot compare to a red lobster. If you see a lobster stalking Cookie, bring butter! Once the malicious Cookie sees the power of butter and steamed corn, the malicious cookie will go down on bended knees. That is the answer! Butter and boiled or steamed corn.
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Post by krazydiamond on Nov 1, 2004 21:16:46 GMT -5
steamed corn is just a vehicle for butter, lobster, ditto.
blue meanies.....hmmm, they take a backseat to Pigs on the Wing. (pig doo from a great height, something coming soon on Fear Factor)
Cookie, i love the dancing (naughty) gifs.....where do y'all get those and how do you insert them?
i'm looking for a Deep Floyd Moment soon, Doc...with just a pinch of Doors.
KD
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Post by Cher on Nov 1, 2004 21:19:46 GMT -5
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 21:27:21 GMT -5
KD, the Floyd moment can be brought to life at our age very easily. Take ten deep breaths, hold the last one, wrap your arms around yourself and squeeze. It is cool. I did it once, and woke up on the floor in convulsions, banging my head against the floor. People were watching and going hmmmmm. My lips were tingling, my hands felt just like two balloons. My skin had that feeling once again. I was and had become comfortably Numb. How come Shorty is trying to log on. Why does he not try signing in? I think it might be easier. Malicious Cookies might not be a factor then.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 1, 2004 21:48:04 GMT -5
Am not. Doc, you ever done the "Dark side of the moon"-"Wizard fo OZ" thing? It's on my to-do list. Cob corn gets stuck in my teeth, but I can drink clairified butter,
cookie
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 22:01:05 GMT -5
Never did. I heard about it however. Who would ever think Frank Baum, and David Gilmore would have so much in common!
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