The Temple of Ampere Watt

Nah, it is things that go bump in the night.
Watch out, on August 27, Mars and the Moon will be the same size. It will be the first time in 10,000yrs. A lot of other groups I belong to are predicting the end of the world at that point.
There are predictions of tectonic plates doing weird things, poles moving to the equator, and the attraction from the proximity of the planets is going to bring in an huge asteroid and blotto! What is left will get the opportunity to re-evolve.
We have dish network boob tube. It is completely out. THEY say it is a dust cloud, but I know it is chemtrails. The Mars and Moon thing also coincides with the Mayan calender and predictions.
Here we go, nice knowing you all.
We will be reduced to bacteria food, and it is the Electricals fault! They made it seem like we had evolved and things were working out. We were encouraged to relax and pow! Here it is.
So, the planets are going to line up, the earth is going to split wide open, the land is going to be bombarded with chunks of debris from the asteroid belt, the equator is going to be an ice cap, and the poles are going to have tropical storms. The Electricals will completely charge on the energy we give off as we watch huge stones bombard everything and they will fold space and go to the other inhabitated worlds. We will be left knowing it is their fault and we relaxed.
They say it is African dust, but it is the chemtrails and they dumped too much at the wrong time.
There will be Floyd, but no one will hear. Floyd will be laying around and by the time other sentient beings evolve, their technology won't know the Floyd.
Maybe we will all be incarnated as ants and we will be in the collective and be part of an hive.
Perhaps we will become Moteies. We will build tremendous civilizations, overpopulate them, destroy ourselves again, over and over, just at the point of breaking through, never breaking through.
The Electricals already have Sands and Andy. WE ARE NEXT! I warned everybody. The evidence was there! We could have stopped them! People thought us the fools. We will show them.

No, we were remiss in our duties. The world is doomed because we were silent. It started showing early, we saw but because people were not receptive, we filtered what we said untill it no longer made sense.
The end of the world is coming and we are responsible.

Ummm Doc- Can you tumble the Asteroids? Or should I cut and polish em?

okey dokey! I can see it now- Click click clik- clicity click clik- clik- (meaning -"hmm not very intelligent life- faced with certain doom- they chose to polish usless bits of extraterresrial space garbage)