2 Word Story

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The story so far ....

One time there was a rockhound who went on a frenzied journey to the bermuda triangle. But then he realized something died without reason. But he or she made a quick detour to the nudie bar he bought a beer and some sexy toy to trade for rocks . Then he caught a Tyrannosaurus Rex by the tail end! He tried to kiss Tyrannosaurus Rex but ended getting eaten. But Wait ! A faceted gem stone popped out and hit the umbrella a rockhound backed into. Ouch said Tyrannosaurus Rex I stepped between two slabs of petrified wood. Then Mr. Agate polished some brecciated jasper but found a Rockhound made off soft clay the color of money whick was dropped from an eBay Bad seller on LSD and haggis then he loaded his rock tumbler with diamonds and Rubies and gave his cares a rest until tomorrow. When he.......... barfed haggis all over It's gone! Home run out of the park and into the river of souls. All people in Oklahoma find rocks and baseballs But only.... broken bits but sometimes a jewel . To be an English legend, but suddenly it explodes into the night. The desert in Africa was very deceptively inviting forshadowing inevitable overwhelming circumstances but Gerdus came through! Meanwhile in Penny Lane the sun grew cold and it maximized the refractions through the crystal of the faceted section of a pomegranite colored tail light, of a crashed UFO. The rain iza pain in Spain unless it comes from outer space alien eggs breeding with several monstrous exceptionally shiny long-haired tribbles having trouble with penetration Said John I need a hammer preferably Estwing to ring Hell's Bells. I'm falling for your incredibly huge rock tumbler she whispered. The Guinness beer is warm like the embers cascading from the sink. Roches gentilles au revoir she replied as she walked slowly towards the alien egg the color stunned her body tingling with excitement. Cold shower starlit sky several octopi dominated the purple haze came on enveloping all secrets that mi munequita. Then she kissed the polished rock and fell headfirst among the shrooms swallowing one then seeing Tyrranasaurus Rex! Biting Off Teresa's rocks she laughed then died. But wait! a ghost jump up and bonked bangbang diddy on the gris-gris gumbo just like ringing a brass bell.

Reeking of pulchritudinous intensity the ghost sidled up and goosed the policeman. He shot wildly into his foot. You freakin' lump of dino doo yelled the horrified ghost. You smell.... dopey poohead, retorted the injured policeman. Then the Tyrranasaurus Rex breath tasered them all! Aliens appeared antennae quivering, rayguns pointing, obsidian eyes, reflecting deep vast emptiness and wisdom? Then the Heavens erupted dooming mankind forever to stop the Disco Music! At last there was a moment of silence that erupted with molten cheese. Then quesadillas were de rigeur. Tumbling cheeseballs stank up the barrel of beer. Peanut shells were scattered all over but then the wind blew in from the open widow and lifted the nutts skyward soaring where TonyOrlando saw Dawn.kissing Freddy around the galactic swimmingpool deep end.

"OH MY!!!" whats that did she?!! ohhhh noooo ooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! can't believe this whole stinking enchilada Dawn belched. Tony said wanna dance, baby cakes? smoochy boochy ?? slap, slap nudge nudge no way yes way that way^^^^ this way any way! NO WAY Then they walked into the pool! and played the bagpipes making bubbles as they serenaded the Lakers'n OJ. Then all hell broke my stones and I went to the rock web site to order tiger eye and nose plugs, and some deodorant pellets to stop the bruising odor pee-you it was a sweet nauseating smell.

Retching violently she stole a clothespin to plug the gaseous cavernous hole that led deep underground. Then she unsheathed her sgian dubh the blade glistened in the bubbly fondue pot mmmmmmmmmm yummy!!! She stabbed his oysters the cheese splattered everywhere. Meanwhile Hobbits bounced around like screamin' banshees, giggling and pointing at Orlando's big orange tall tree house furnished with gumdrops dripping chocolate and sprinkles. on top of the spaghetti mountain.

Drilling for The Rolaids! since the tums didn't fueled the aggravated indigestion to boiling the stew but then y'all said where dinner tables beckon the hungrey to feast dancing forks and knives are ready. The cups and saucers were flyin' in rythym and blues as the world turns upside down spinning through the Galaxy far far from home. The sky was black as obsidian and red like hematite as thunderous storm clouds came rolling into the terrified town.

The people ran for cover under the impression of a government rescue. A what? Government rescue that came and went shopping for an oxymoron PRESIDENT BUSH and then insipid yaliemoron took hold of the stuttering rabbit and then taught him how to evade the Tax man. Pudgey fingers will make slow work of lapping cottontails and trimming sheep. And so we go ever onward to the frontier, marveling at the resilience of the sun and the full moon to continue collecting rocks where none were seen. A good feeling is coming over the world but history often repeats ........

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