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Tweetiepy gets rocks for Christmas Always looking in the wrong places... Member since January 2005 Posts: 5,421	funny definitions Jan 27, 2006 8:12:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tweetiepy on Jan 27, 2006 8:12:26 GMT -5 Ocean Gasper: What you do when you find your OJ has been fractured by other rocks Sodalight: when sodalite floresces under black light

BAZ driving up their electric bill Wintering in Azna, CA Member since December 2005 Posts: 2,212	funny definitions Jan 27, 2006 9:06:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BAZ on Jan 27, 2006 9:06:11 GMT -5 Vinerals Minerals used to produce wine. Vintarsia A decorative inlaid pattern of Vinerals.
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BAZ driving up their electric bill Wintering in Azna, CA Member since December 2005 Posts: 2,212	funny definitions Feb 11, 2006 22:08:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BAZ on Feb 11, 2006 22:08:15 GMT -5 BUMP I like this thread! Come on, anybody else have any definitions?
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joe still telling self it's just a hobby Member since June 2005 Posts: 4,900	funny definitions Feb 11, 2006 23:00:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joe on Feb 11, 2006 23:00:50 GMT -5 Grab-a-chon- What your grinder wheel does to your stone less than 1 second before it becomes Herm's cab-o-gone
	"Always keep a diamond in your mind"

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funny definitions Feb 12, 2006 0:11:26 GMT -5

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Post by Cher on Feb 12, 2006 0:11:26 GMT -5

Sadamite: Rocks for throwing at Sadam Hussein.

Sadelite: Old space junk falling to earth as meteorites.

Agatoreite: Stones found in a gator's gizzard.

Alloplane: fossilized "stuff" that falls from planes.

Attackolite: Stone David used to slay Goliath.

Cakerite: Fossilized cakes or what happens when you don't set the timer.

Barberite: Rock for sharpening a barber's tools.

Barsalt: For use with Tequila drinks.

Beersite: Extremely valuable, when dropped in water it changes it to beer.

Bedderite: What hotel mattresses are made from.

Carite: Fossilized remains of vintage iron.

Cookieite: KD's favorite rocks

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone
said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm
just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin

drupe fully equipped rock polisher Member since September 2005 Posts: 1,245	funny definitions Feb 13, 2006 19:30:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by drupe on Feb 13, 2006 19:30:59 GMT -5 Dockhound - The lazy dog that lays around your boat in the sun. Tigger eye - The plastic eye under you childs bed. Gasper - The look I get from the mail lady when she delivers a flat rate box. Pete
	Whiskey & Lil Girl's Dad " Aspire to Inspire before you Expire"

stefan Cave Dweller Member since January 2005 Posts: 14,113	funny definitions Feb 16, 2006 15:45:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stefan on Feb 16, 2006 15:45:07 GMT -5 Fumble- the art of dropping newly polished agates onto concrete floors- thereby rendering them broken!
	I can't tell if thats some Gneiss Schist, or that Schist is Gneiss. All I know is don't take it for Granite

Cher In Memoriam Tumbling is addictive - Resistance is futile - You will be assimilated Member since August 2004 Posts: 14,072	funny definitions Feb 16, 2006 16:29:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cher on Feb 16, 2006 16:29:27 GMT -5 Pinkalite: Stones used for pinky rings (Pinalite) Pissonite: Stuff Stefan shouldn't lick (Pirssonite) Platarite: Gives you warts if you tumble it (Platarsite) Rabbitite: Petrified bunny poo (Rabbittite)
	The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. George Carlin

hermatite Guest	funny definitions May 24, 2006 11:20:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hermatite on May 24, 2006 11:20:27 GMT -5 Just came up with this today: Dremedy: A solution to a problem that involves using a dremel tool. "that cabogone was heartbreaking until I came up with the dremedy!"

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