Foil hats test.

oh no! we've played into their hands all these years! eDog, well done on finding this important evidence!

i am modifying my design immediately!

KD

That is what I have been telling people all these years. When the Electricals landed in Roswell and then went underground, they ionized the drinking water to produce children that were directly connected to their agenda, and would later become political scientists. Notice, the tinfoil hats amplify the db of the GPS ranging to make it easier to track us.
That is why it is so important to utilize the 9volt battery! Gotta six the chips! The Electricals also created scientists, and dentists. Who better to track us and use our neural system as a battery.
There you have it. We are nothing but lumps of protoplasm generating Electrical food, and being fed on implanted thoughts to recreat the food chain.
Go figuire. The Electricals even created silicone programmers. Go figuire.

Ah, so true. I no longer feel alone.
The true test to find out if an Electrical is inside the brain, is to just look. My son, I told him about the Electricals and Drs., and all the other trappings, is now engaged to be married. He married an Alien the first time and I just want to make sure he does not repeat the mistake.
I told him to but Bandaids over the electrical outlets in the room, wait untill his fiance' falls asleep. I told him to get her really tired. Just keep her talking untill she can no longer keep her eyes open. Then, let her sleep for about ten minutes. At this point, I told him how to get a flashlight, then sneak up on her while she was sleeping, jump on her chest, start yelling, and shine the flashlight up her nose.
The real trick is to wait untill REM sleep. The sinuses relax and if there is an Electrical in the sinus the light will make it look dark against the red of the skin with the light inside the nose. The person making the test has to yell really loud to keep the Electrical from moving out of sight at least untill the test is over. Covering the outlets with Bandaids prevents the Electrical from exiting the room and returning to the underground dungeon where Pinhead, and Chatter live.
I do not know what the results ever were. He only wrote back once more. He told me he and his fiance' were discussing their future with great intensity. He said he worried her sometimes. No word since.
With the disinformation, we have to rely on our empirical data collection done by ourselves. We can trust no one. They are walking among us as we speak. We cannot know if our own spouses are one of them. They cannot be detected from the outside. Even the way they behave matches the information being transmitted to us so they fit in the illusion.
WE must be diligent! We must never rest! Our children's future is at stake. It is an invasion and only a few know and they are too confused by the disinformation to know how to act, even though they suspect. They feel alone and keep their thoughts out of general knowlege.
There is no escape. All we can do is warn others and not let them take us alive!
Vive la revolution!

My dog always wears a foil hat, now I know why

And all this time I thought Doc was nuts!!!

Sorry Doc!!

connrock

Hey doc! I'm an alien! I have an alien number and everything. Come to think of it, I married an american too. I'm pretty sure he's not your son though. And I think it's time you all knew our alien motto "We are aliens and we are here for your men!".

No...I'm serious. The US govt gave me an alien number when they let me move here. I am, in fact, a resident alien. It's all true.

Hey stef, stop being such a hoser, or I'll put on a toque and slap you with back bacon.

Hermy, what things did they teach you to serve us men folks?
Just kidding. Personally, I ascribe to the concept as described by Heinlein. Citizenship should be earned, not granted by birthright. Just my opinion.
Hermy, you earned what you got. Proud of you.