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Post by Original Admin on Jan 31, 2005 14:41:11 GMT -5
LOL stubby Eric!
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Post by Original Admin on Jan 31, 2005 14:42:33 GMT -5
What more of a mess can I get myself into now then? Andy, Andrew - those old days have a LOT to answer for. Mark Thankyou.
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Post by connrock on Jan 31, 2005 16:51:17 GMT -5
Hey folks lets start another contest!! We can call it "Name That Administrator"!! Who ever wins the contest gets 100 lbs of rough of their choice supplied by the Administrator! Tom
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Post by docone31 on Jan 31, 2005 17:23:56 GMT -5
I want 100lbs of Alexandrite. I named him Mandy Mark/Andy Mandy. Yeah I win. I cannot wait for the Alexandrite! 6000$ a carat. How many carats in a pound? I have just died and gone to rough heaven. I was gonna submit the name as Phled That is Cantonese/English for Fred. I heard it at the Chinese Resteraunt Biker/Karoake bar resteraunt I went to the other day. I thought it was kinda cool. I laughed so hard hearing it, my new dentures which do not quite fit yet due to swelling popped out and fell in my Egg Drop Wonton Hot and Spicy soup. This whole thread reminds me of Big Hair Tina. She was one of my Executive Administrative Assiatants in the old days. She was real nice, polite cute as a button. I used to make her sit, when I was eviscerating someone, so she was not hidden behind a desk. I strongly encouraged her to wear as skimpy clothes as I coud get away with her. She had no clue. While I was enjoying eating some New Young Executive"s live she was a definate distraction. She would one day pop up and realize what I had her doing and squeak. She got over it, and we would laugh, and she would forget the next day and do it over. She was great, wind her up and watch her go. Oh, the words she would say! Mark/past tense Andy/Mandy has come out. He was silent for so long. I thought the silent Administrator had a lot to say. My wife thougth he was just stuffy and had no life. I kinda figuired he was waiting. Welcome to the board you have created. We Gods have been waiting. The helm is yours. Lead on. How do you communicate with so many diverse folks? Lay down the law. The world is not enough. The best is too inadequate, crush the opposing force! I miss Big Hair Tina. Spin her around three times and she thought she lived there. No Tina, he is not your husband. He lives at your home! Where is my home? Who am I? What do I want? Why am I here?
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Post by cookie3rocks on Jan 31, 2005 17:44:37 GMT -5
Parameters are made to be broken! Guess you missed my cookie/Nan/Nanette thread a while back. My middle name is Nanette, my first Joyce, but never used. My family calls me Nan. I prefer Nanette and have been introducing myself that way for about 15 years now. My Mom called me Nanette instead of Nan a couple of days ago it it was strange, but I liked it. Cookie is how I sign off here, I fessed up one day cause I felt guilty about it, but everyone liked cookie better and it stuck. I like it too and it's what my special rock friends call me. It's a special name. You allways sounded more like a Mark to me, anyway. HI MAAARRRK!!
cookie
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Post by Original Admin on Jan 31, 2005 17:52:50 GMT -5
Oh god im falling off my chair laughing - "Name that Administrator" lol I am NOT AN ADMINISTRATOR - IS JUST THIS BOARD THAT SAYS THAT. I am Mark thats all, just mark. bugger it. Mark Andrew - errr no - mark thanks. Cookie - thanks. Docone - Man I need to listen harder.
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Post by docone31 on Jan 31, 2005 18:33:12 GMT -5
I know what it is, Manic Monday! Mark, anybody can listen. A few can hear. I think you hear really well. What is the reward for name that Administrator? On a side note, to name, identify is to limit. You will have to build a persona, an handle, to keep the mystique up. Oh yeah, Jenne's ex patented the floppy disc way back then, and he created the working bar code. I know how you guys work. You need to empty your pockets and run with the bad guys for a weekend. I won't tell.
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stefan
Cave Dweller
Member since January 2005
Posts: 14,113
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Post by stefan on Jan 31, 2005 19:36:32 GMT -5
Hi Mark er andy er mandy er no wait MARK- welcome to the greatest board ever created by a guy not named andy- I would never use my middle name (it is Jan which is POLISH (not polish) for John) Yes my first name is Stefan- Stefan Jan sounds kinda sissy to me even now after almost 40 years- not nobel like mark andrew- well thanks all for a really good laugh!
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Post by hermatite on Jan 31, 2005 19:41:36 GMT -5
Okay...what has four legs and goes MARK MARK MARK?
A dog with a hairlip.
ahem.
sorry.
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Post by krazydiamond on Jan 31, 2005 19:55:31 GMT -5
my bubble is totally burst. Andy is really Mark. Mark is truly Andy. i liked Andy, i will mourn for an appropriate time.
KD
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Post by Noosh9057 on Jan 31, 2005 20:00:54 GMT -5
Welcome Mark.
hehehe
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Tellfamily
spending too much on rocks
Member since September 2004
Posts: 476
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Post by Tellfamily on Jan 31, 2005 20:37:22 GMT -5
Well as for the Administrator formerly known as Andy. Goodby Long live the Administrator named Mark. All Hail Mark! Although I liked the Mandy thing. You know, someone who is just joining and reading some old posts is going to question who Andy was and just were did he go.
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Post by hermatite on Jan 31, 2005 20:41:17 GMT -5
Who was Andy really? Who are any of us? Are we all sheltering an inner Mark?
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WarrenA
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since November 2003
Posts: 1,530
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Post by WarrenA on Jan 31, 2005 20:44:24 GMT -5
When I used to work at the local Ford dealership some people had trouble remembering my name and I would tell them call me anything you like but not LATE FOR SUPPER
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Post by docone31 on Jan 31, 2005 21:10:33 GMT -5
I have to wonder why Mark/Andy/Mandy was so covert and we freely shared our deepest secrets in discovery, lapidary, issues with machines, and an assortment of other things not necessarily related to rock tumbling. I have to wonder if he is undercover and working for the electricals! Perhaps we have been remiss in wearing our gear in preparation for the attack! The electricals are cunning, devious, and can read or minds. I mean think about it. Shorty disappears, and Mark/Andy/Mandy, comes out of being in the shadows. He is a programmer, and he has this site, I bet he has connected our 'puters and can read our minds through our screens. I am safe, I have tinfoil all over my 'puter, monitor, the wall over the 'puter. I even turn off the power bar, unplug every appliance before I turn in. Maybe we have been drawn in to the Matrix! Maybe we are being controlled! He did it! He is smart, he knows how to use the machines we use in innocence. I might be interpreting things wrong however. I have been under a lot of pressure lately, what with having all my teeth pulled in one sitting, my wife going crazy with worry and auditioning for the Kalifornia Fruits and Nuts Star Search. Mark/Andy/Mandy, might be reaching out to us for some answers and we misunderstand him. We have been so afraid of spyare, electricals, memory reading in water pipes, electronic homoginization through the monitor. Maybe he just wants to be our friend and join the fun. What do we do now?
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Post by cookie3rocks on Jan 31, 2005 21:16:17 GMT -5
I dunno, But I think Stefan Jan is kinda sexy cookie
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llanago
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since January 2004
Posts: 1,714
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Post by llanago on Jan 31, 2005 22:26:19 GMT -5
I was controlling my laughter pretty good til I came to this
A dog with a hairlip.
then I almost fell out of my chair! I had heard that at least a dozen times, but it has never been as funny as it is in this thread! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
We once knew a guy named Andy He had a board that was just dandy He joined us one day; blew us all away when he was pressed to confess that he's not an Andy at all he's a dog with a hairlip named Mark!
Hey Mark, welcome aboard!
Ya'll are cracking me up big time!
llana
I really am a llana, no secrets here! Should have used my old handle, TexanaRed, when I signed on here - but I stopped getting my hair color from Clariol, so just settled for my real name! Of course, I have been seriously thinking of going red again, so I might disappear and reappear as TexanaRed! Naw, can't do that! I would lose my goddess status!
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Post by Tweetiepy on Jan 31, 2005 22:36:03 GMT -5
OMG, OMG, I'm in pain from reading what Llanago wrote (the limerick) - I actually fell of my chair - I may have broken something, not sure what, but it hurts like $%!
CAUTION READING THIS THREAD MAY CAUSE YOU BODILY HARM! ;D
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Post by docone31 on Jan 31, 2005 22:49:47 GMT -5
I told you he was an electrical! Look at what is happening, Shorty is gone, River is gone, more are gone. People are falling out of their chairs. It is spreading. You know, it really is a plot. Back in college, the geeks did a demonstration. The auditorium was filled, the stage was covered, there was suspense. The lights went out, the curtains were pulled back, the geeks were wearing white lab coats with pants too short, white socks, black shoes, greasy hair with glasses with a bandaid on the nose piece, and a pencil protector in their pocket! I was sitting with the jocks and they were yelling Geeks Geeks Geeks. The geeks rolled out a large box like thing that was attached to something electronic. We couldn't wait, they looked ridiculous! The geek that looked like a cheerleader walked up to the front of the stage and said "we are going to demonstrate amplitude modulation" He went to the electronic looking thing, turned something, a light went on and we all wet our pants at the same time. They all started that geek laugh, kwaaa, kwaaaa, kwaaaa! We were soaked, people were really mad, the geeks were running around on stage going kwaaaa, kwaaaa, kwaaaa! And they took off. We wanted to kill them! I was new to college, green, and I thought I had landed in a looney bin! It was like I was back in college. don't know whatever happened as I was too new, and it was a large college. I do know they were graduate students. What is this thread about anyway? I am lost just thinking of the Revenge of the Nerds. What was I trying to say and why? Omigod, it is happening. Kwaaaa, Kwaaa, Kwaaaa!
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Post by docone31 on Jan 31, 2005 22:52:28 GMT -5
Oh, it is Mark/Andy/Mandy/Phred coming out and narking on himself. It is kinda cool, wonder what the bottom line is anyway. I bet he never stuck his tongue on a pipe in the winter to impress a girl.
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