Post by offbeat on Jun 15, 2006 14:54:38 GMT -5
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2 THE CONSTITUTION, and
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That our government can track a cow born in Canada
Almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
Sleeps in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
Aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
Worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
Anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
Building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it
Creates a hostile work environment
1. COWS
2 THE CONSTITUTION, and
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That our government can track a cow born in Canada
Almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
Sleeps in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
Aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
Worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
Anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
Building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it
Creates a hostile work environment
