WyckedWyre
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since April 2007
Posts: 1,391
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Post by WyckedWyre on Mar 18, 2007 9:14:58 GMT -5
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out'! ;DS It's only 8:30 am but when I remembered it was your birthday it gave me an excuse...HERE'S TO YOU, MY FRIEND! PS: You're my favorite sarcastic bastard.
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Post by joe on Mar 18, 2007 9:42:34 GMT -5
Have a glorious birthday Dan! Put a screen over your beer to keep the flies out.
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Post by Condor on Mar 18, 2007 10:01:46 GMT -5
Happy Birthday dude. It was a great pleasure meeting and hanging out with you.
Condor
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Post by Cher on Mar 18, 2007 10:27:02 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Dan, hope you have a wonderful day!
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
Posts: 307
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Post by blarneystone on Mar 18, 2007 12:11:51 GMT -5
Hehehe... that's a good one S! ...and a beautiful picture as well!
Thank you all! It's been a good year for me. ..and I feel blessed to have found true friendship here and I can't think of a better birthday gift. This past week was incredible! Thanks again friends.
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Post by texaswoodie on Mar 18, 2007 13:07:44 GMT -5
Hey Dan! Welcome back and I hope you have a GREAT one.
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stefan
Cave Dweller
Member since January 2005
Posts: 14,095
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Post by stefan on Mar 18, 2007 14:00:44 GMT -5
HAPPY B-day- Man what a gift- A week collecting rocks with good friends- You are a lucky one!!
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181lizard
Cave Dweller
Still lurking :)
Member since December 2005
Posts: 2,171
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Post by 181lizard on Mar 18, 2007 14:39:47 GMT -5
Happy B Day Blarney!!!
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Post by stoner on Mar 18, 2007 14:50:09 GMT -5
Now why didn't you tell us it was your birthday? We could have thrown you in the creek! Have a great day Dan.
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spikeict
fully equipped rock polisher
Alba gu bra! In Promptu
Member since November 2006
Posts: 1,413
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Post by spikeict on Mar 18, 2007 15:02:42 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Lad, I'll be hoistin one to ya laaterr in the day.
Have you heard the one about the Scotsman and the Irishman who each a traveled great distance, only to meet and become friends? Oh ya have, then.
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Post by akansan on Mar 18, 2007 15:18:25 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, Dan! Know that somewhere Dorothy is hoisting one up for you as well, I'm sure.
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erbojones
has rocks in the head
Member since October 2006
Posts: 659
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Post by erbojones on Mar 18, 2007 16:06:39 GMT -5
Have a wicked time, Dan!!
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Post by rockyraccoon on Mar 18, 2007 16:12:06 GMT -5
you had a whole birthday week! expand it one more day dan!
kim
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Terry664
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since March 2005
Posts: 1,146
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Post by Terry664 on Mar 18, 2007 16:56:29 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Dan have a great one. Terry
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Post by beefjello on Mar 18, 2007 18:01:25 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Dan!
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Post by lbowman1 on Mar 18, 2007 18:03:24 GMT -5
What the heck! Have another beer!
Happy birthday ;D
Lori
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Post by cpdad on Mar 18, 2007 19:14:05 GMT -5
happy birthday...kev.
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Post by freeform on Mar 19, 2007 0:40:41 GMT -5
Cheers Dan, I raise a Obsidian Stout for ya. Hope you had a wonderful day. ;D
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
Posts: 307
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Post by blarneystone on Mar 19, 2007 8:20:52 GMT -5
Thanks again all! I had a great birthday! ...but I'm really missing the hill country today.
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desertdweller
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since August 2006
Posts: 1,803
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Post by desertdweller on Mar 20, 2007 0:26:31 GMT -5
Geez, Happy Birthday Dan, you are very sneaky, very, very sneaky!! Best wishes!!!
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