earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Apr 3, 2007 20:33:04 GMT -5
Most men will get this right! Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass? Which is the correct choice? A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?
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Post by Condor on Apr 3, 2007 20:49:55 GMT -5
Well, darn it, my first answer was to break the law and pass. But having had second thoughts I'll just obey the doggone law.
Condor
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Post by lbowman1 on Apr 3, 2007 21:21:32 GMT -5
I would floor it and not even move over. ;D
Lori
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Post by sandsman1 on Apr 3, 2007 21:21:34 GMT -5
now thats one heckofa nice bicycle seat hahaha
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Apr 4, 2007 10:02:01 GMT -5
THe law is the law
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Post by takilasunrise on Apr 4, 2007 11:47:55 GMT -5
Her buns are too tight (nice if it was a guy's read-end!)...............run her off the road! Besides, she couldn't find a better place to ride her dumb bike, like a bike path? Duh!
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181lizard
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Post by 181lizard on Apr 4, 2007 12:29:44 GMT -5
I bet she's got a face like a horse. Yeah...yeah...who's lookin at her face...
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Post by freeform on Apr 4, 2007 13:05:29 GMT -5
Here up the Apache Trail, cyclist try to rule the road. So do Motorcyclist, but at least they are fast. Most cyclist are also facing the wrong driection to traffic so you know they cant see you. They break the law first, so i have to break the law and pass them by going into on-coming traffic lane, when its clear. And yelling at them to get off the road while passing them.
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Post by parfive on Apr 4, 2007 13:05:40 GMT -5
I've been stuck behind her on the internet before! ;D ;D
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Post by lbowman1 on Apr 4, 2007 13:41:49 GMT -5
Like I said, blast on by and don't move over except maybe a foot. Maybe less. Don't cross the center line. It's very educational for the bike rider. ;D
Lori
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Post by takilasunrise on Apr 4, 2007 14:34:36 GMT -5
I hope the road is full of ROCKS! That way when you pass her, she'll wish she had wore a helmet and full leathers!
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Apr 4, 2007 19:30:22 GMT -5
They ain't too tight! Thats what I call, buns of steel! Those are alot better than having a JELLO BUTT, hanging from each side of the seat and looking like cottage cheese in her shorts. Oh looky, she's even wearing a thong under them shorts.... Oh my..
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lastl98
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Post by lastl98 on Apr 4, 2007 22:00:00 GMT -5
Ahhhh. Youth. Mmmmmmm... yummy! Fact is though my wife does the same thing for me as this pic. Sorry guys but I'm hooked & in love. One day I'll tell you all my story. Last
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Post by spikeict on Apr 4, 2007 23:04:14 GMT -5
Well, since I was a enforcer of the law for 14 years, and at least in Ks. bike riders have the right of way in the lane of traffic they are in, and she is in a no passing lane (work with me on that one) I would have no choice!
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Post by parfive on Apr 4, 2007 23:43:33 GMT -5
181lizard: "I bet she's got a face like a horse."
Well then, standard procedure would dictate a pat on the ass and a "giddyup".
Rich
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Apr 5, 2007 7:55:43 GMT -5
Parfive, touché!
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Post by takilasunrise on Apr 5, 2007 8:16:57 GMT -5
If you don't like Jello a**, than don't bother pattin' mine anymore.............
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Apr 5, 2007 10:50:04 GMT -5
PARFIVE--- LMAO- High ho silver!
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Apr 5, 2007 11:05:21 GMT -5
I will definitely remember that... All I can think of now is "bicycle race" and "fat bottomed girls" from Queen. Good thing I have a touring seat on the Harley.
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Post by stefan on Apr 5, 2007 13:19:34 GMT -5
Nice Diasy Dukes
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