desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Aug 1, 2007 16:18:15 GMT -5
eeek! I just erased it, I chickened out!
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Aug 1, 2007 16:19:01 GMT -5
Sorry, I had to post this, I thought it was funny as hell.
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Aug 1, 2007 18:55:19 GMT -5
Post what? Repost it woman!
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blarneystone
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Post by blarneystone on Aug 1, 2007 19:04:44 GMT -5
I agree... go with your gut Jamie... repost!!
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spikeict
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Post by spikeict on Aug 1, 2007 19:09:52 GMT -5
Ha, Ha, Ha, I will be thinking about that one all night. What? you guys can't see it? ;D
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Aug 2, 2007 10:49:47 GMT -5
Jim, I sent it to you yesterday. I wasn't brave enough to leave it on here. but I have another one,
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice Larry Johnson asked me out for a
date. I know you went out with him last week, and I
wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my
answer.." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you what to do. Here's how it
went: He shows up at my apt at 7 P.M., dressed like
such a gentleman in a fine suit & he brings me such
beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs to his
new luxury car ... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur
and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a
marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and
after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me
tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have
just died from pleasure! So then we come back to my
apartment and once he's inside, he just turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive
new dress and has his way with me twice!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! so you're telling me I
shouldn't go out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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Post by hermatite on Aug 2, 2007 10:55:31 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Tweetiepy on Aug 2, 2007 12:43:36 GMT -5
That is funny - but please post the original one  |
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desertdweller
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Post by desertdweller on Aug 2, 2007 13:15:24 GMT -5
Ugh, your all going to think I'm perverted or something....
Jeff gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says "Where in the hell have you been?
"He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned.
"What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he
said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said,
shaking her head in disbelief. "Why on earth would
an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
on his privates?"
"Well, ONE, I like to watch my money grow,
TWO, once in a while I like to play with my money,
THREE, I like how money feels in my hand.
LASTLY instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here at home. and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want."
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Post by sbreed on Aug 2, 2007 13:24:26 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Post by Tonyterner on Aug 2, 2007 14:07:37 GMT -5
I'm appaled by this posting of tasteless jokes! I hope I can remember them so I can tell my wife. Thanks.
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Rockygibraltar
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Aug 2, 2007 17:50:57 GMT -5
AAAAAAHAHAHAHASNORTSNORTSNORTHAAHAH!!!
I guess that was a little edgy. HAHAHA
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Post by Lady B on Aug 2, 2007 18:22:30 GMT -5
Oh Naughty, Naughty Desertdweller. How could you post that on this thread? The thread should have read: This one is for the GALS!
I think I'm down there on the floor with Rockhobbit! ;D
Lady B
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Post by BAZ on Aug 2, 2007 18:39:34 GMT -5
Yes, I too am totally offended, I'll have to tell it to the other drivers tomorrow at work. |
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Post by BAZ on Aug 2, 2007 18:40:09 GMT -5
PS Jamie you pervert! Ha ha ha! |
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blarneystone
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Post by blarneystone on Aug 2, 2007 18:49:04 GMT -5
Jamie!! You should be ashamed! Got anymore? ;D HAHA.. lmao
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SteveHolmes
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Post by SteveHolmes on Aug 2, 2007 18:58:14 GMT -5
Jamie,
I'm printing that one and it's gonna hang on the bulletin board in the shop. Glad you reposted it.
Steve
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Post by catmandewe on Aug 2, 2007 22:39:55 GMT -5
How much you think a tatoo like that would cost?
Good one Jamie, that will have the guys at work goin......................Tony
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 2, 2007 23:43:44 GMT -5
hahaha both good ones
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 2, 2007 23:50:46 GMT -5
INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the Urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors Is BASEBALL
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. And.......
6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, The smaller your balls
become.
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