Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2007 12:53:49 GMT -5
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, here try these on." She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we never had any problems.
Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So... On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said "Karen, here try these on." She tried them on and said "These are too big, they don't fit." Mike said "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike and said try mine on. He did, and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a** attitude you never will.
They lived happily ever after!!
Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So... On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said "Karen, here try these on." She tried them on and said "These are too big, they don't fit." Mike said "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike and said try mine on. He did, and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a** attitude you never will.
They lived happily ever after!!
