RockyBlue
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Post by RockyBlue on Dec 5, 2007 20:14:38 GMT -5
If they were mine i would find a lady whose husband is fighting in Irac and send them to her..Rocky
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Dec 5, 2007 23:25:06 GMT -5
Touching entrry Rockyone! Stefan, thank you for your awesome and wonderful words  ! LOL, Tony and Shannon, if you read carefully the voting rules, the decision is not mine. The voters decide. And bribering the voters is a litle complicated, leave it to the politicians proffesionals  Adrian |
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Post by Lady B on Dec 6, 2007 10:55:51 GMT -5
Well, I WAS writing this poignant story about the little fellow ( Tats) in the cab on the right being madly in love with the little sweetheart in the cab on the left and how the Mad Cabber of Romania was keeping them apart and their little hearts were breaking and it was so very sad.  But then I just happened to come back into the thread for another look at those beautiful cabs and now I see where Sheri has written this poignant story of genuine need and I realize that there is just no way I want to compete my Tats for tits, so to speak!!!  So I am hereby foregoing my entry. I must say that this has certainly been a very titillating contest so far!!!!  ;D ;D Lady B |
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Post by adrian65 on Dec 6, 2007 11:11:57 GMT -5
Oh, come on Lady B! I agree that Sheri's entry is awesome and hence a bit intimidating, but I think you can do it! Please don't give up! Adrian (the mad cabber of Romania) ;D |
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Post by Tonyterner on Dec 6, 2007 11:51:41 GMT -5
OK now I gotta top Sherri again. How a about a video of them taped to my chest while I do a pole dance while wearing a thong. The idea of that image out to scare the living daylights out of anybody. LOL ;D ;D ;D I think I really need some help. Anybody know a good therapist. LOL
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Post by texaswoodie on Dec 6, 2007 12:04:20 GMT -5
Well, if it's really up to me, just put them in an envelope and ship them to me. If you don't still have my address, just let me know.
I ain't exposing no body parts.
Curt
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huffstuff
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Post by huffstuff on Dec 6, 2007 12:23:51 GMT -5
Oh, Sherri and Tony, what have you done?
Good thing my daughter can't read....
I vote (unofficially) for rockyone. Do you have someone in mind?
Amy
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Post by Lady B on Dec 6, 2007 12:45:49 GMT -5
Okay! Okay! Tats and his Sweetie have asked me to write a little poem for them… ~!~!~!~!!!~!~!~!~ Tats for TitsThere once was a lady quite Merry,
Who went by the real name of Sherri,
She claimed that her tits
Were just itty-bits
But they made our poor Tats all a-flurry.
Then he heard about some guy named Tony
Who stated to a dance-pole he’d pony
While wearing a thong
And singing a song
But poor Tats said: “No! This guy's a phony!”
And back in the cab
Was this poor little drab
Of a Sweetie who loved
Until she got shoved
Right out of her petrified slab.
“Oh, Tats! She cried out
With a sob and a pout.
How could you love Sherri?
You have filled me with worry.
What’s this flurrying all about?
Don’t you see that this infamous girlie
Who has you all swirly and whirly
Is just planning to use you
Misuse and abuse you
When she wears you to go all a-twirly
But Tats swore that this was his love true
He would go wither she went night and day, too.
For right next to her heart,
He would hold up his part
To give Sherri the tit that was her due.
So Sweetie, not wanting to lose Tats,
Agreed she would join him and that’s
How Sherri was blessed
With magnificent breasts
Carved by the Mad Cabber of Carpats!*~!~!~!~!!!~!~!~!~ Okay. I am going to go stand in the corner now. Lady B * Author's Note: I have it on Good Authority (the Mad Cabber himself) that people living in and around the Carpathian Mountains often refer to their Mountains as the Carpats! |
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Dec 6, 2007 13:44:01 GMT -5
Outstanding, Kate!
LOL, Tony, you know you could have good winning chances if you will make for the dance a pole using your wood-turning technique! ;D
Adrian
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Post by sbreed on Dec 6, 2007 14:26:14 GMT -5
Tony, I am posting here while at my Therapists!! LOL!
She wont let me top your last post.
She says that my tush is to big for a thong and I am to old to go around a pole one time with out falling over, let alone dancing around it! LOL
So..............under her orders, I must conceed to one way more crazier that I am
LMAO
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2007 17:22:26 GMT -5
LadyB,
Words just cant express how great that poem was. LOL I mean, how are we supposed to decide on a winner now? We've got Sheri wanting them for her bra, a very meaningful idea from Rocky, a poem titled Tats for Tits from LadyB and Tony who says he will do a pole dance with a thong on and cabs taped to his chest.........which I am CERTAINLY going to hold him to if he wins.
Adrian, bravo for hosting the best contest ever.
Shannon
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Post by adrian65 on Dec 7, 2007 4:21:14 GMT -5
OK, folks, I tried to picture for you some of the entries (not meaning the other ones are not equally great, but couldn't find a proper image to fit). This is only to help the honorable voters to make a better picture before they decide where the cabs will go. Rocky's option:  Tony's promise:  and last, but of course not least, Sheri's look after using my cabs:  Hope that helps ;D The contest is still running, so you are kindly invited to post your entries Adrian |
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Post by Tonyterner on Dec 7, 2007 11:29:43 GMT -5
Adrian, you are too much! I have been laughing my butt off for the last 5 minutes. That is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I'm not that buff so I may have to withdraw my entry since I can't live up to that photos. Besides Shannon might actaully insist that I do it and trust me when I say that no one, not even my cats, like to see me that naked. LOL ;D
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Post by catmandewe on Dec 7, 2007 11:42:07 GMT -5
Adrian, you crack me up. That was a good one!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2007 11:47:45 GMT -5
Adrian!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I am STILL LAUGHING. I could say you have way to much time on your hands but if that is the case, I am very glad. Again, terrific contest. Shannon |
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Post by sbreed on Dec 7, 2007 11:50:31 GMT -5
Oh my gosh!! I have not laughed so hard in a long time.................tears coming out of my eyes! You are something else Adrian!! Love ya!!
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Post by onewomanarmy on Dec 7, 2007 16:46:41 GMT -5
I think the real question here is where did Adrian get those pictures...? ;D |
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Post by adrian65 on Dec 8, 2007 9:47:27 GMT -5
I'm glad you enjoyed that, folks! Shannon - weeshan, that took me about an hour. Not very difficult. Onewomanarmy, you, being the net searching queen, should be the last person to ask about how I've found them Adrian |
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Post by krazydiamond on Dec 8, 2007 10:05:29 GMT -5
oh you guys are killing me! i'm sittin' here LMAO.
i had an idea for an entry, but it is PALE in comparison to what has been submitted so far!
KD
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Post by Lady B on Dec 8, 2007 15:32:25 GMT -5
I simply have to say that the picture of Sherri looks fantastic!!! But I am really having awful aftershocks from that shot of Tony and the pole. ;D I don't know if I'll ever recover from that one. Who knew Tony could get down like that?  ?? Lady B |
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