WyckedWyre
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since April 2007
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Post by WyckedWyre on Aug 4, 2009 13:28:50 GMT -5
JAMIE: "Geez, Rod...I can't find that joint I rolled..."
RODNEY: "Don't worry, Honey. There's a kilo in my man purse..."
:oS
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Deleted
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Member since January 1970
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2009 13:54:57 GMT -5
Rodney: Honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?
Jamie: Yes they do dear. Turn around so I can see if you fill out the front as well as the back.
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Post by MyNewHobby on Aug 4, 2009 14:12:02 GMT -5
Woof .... I am not going to even try ... I do not know you guys that well.
However .... I am getting concerned ...
First we have Flying Monkey Jewels and NOW we have ... Secret Squirrels. ;D
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Post by Tonyterner on Aug 4, 2009 14:13:02 GMT -5
Rodney: Sweetie are you sure?
Jamie: Jesus Rodney how many times do I have to tell you its not the murse that makes you look gay its the beard.
(sorry Rodney, Sheri made me do it) ;D
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10thumbs
spending too much on rocks
I want to be reincarnated as a dog.
Member since March 2009
Posts: 480
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Post by 10thumbs on Aug 4, 2009 16:02:33 GMT -5
Brian, I'm almost afraid to ask but, what did I go to prison for? I know this will be interesting. Are you talking to me? I'm Scott, btw. I bought a FRB from you guys a few months back but I don't know you at all so I was going solely off the picture. I thought "Rodney" looked intense and was carrying a canvas brief case. Based solely on on my caption I would assume that the charges were spousal abuse. |
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Post by Bejewelme on Aug 4, 2009 17:23:40 GMT -5
Jamie: Honey are you glad I posted bail for you, I missed you so mcuh! Rodney: Yes dear, but I am a little sad Jamie: Why is that? Rodney: I am going to miss Butch, he was so warm and snuggly and he didn't snore like you do! Amber  |
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Post by rckdgr on Aug 5, 2009 1:21:41 GMT -5
Sheri,
I have something for you the next time you visit. Don't worry,
I hear it only hurts for a few seconds.
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desertdweller
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since August 2006
Posts: 1,803
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Post by desertdweller on Aug 5, 2009 1:45:03 GMT -5
Sorry Scott,
I thought it was Brian that posted the picture with the caption.
Now that we have a Wii, we can box each other as often as we feel like it. Although, if he beats me to many times in a row, I might just punch him.
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Post by sbreed on Aug 5, 2009 7:52:23 GMT -5
Sheri, I have something for you the next time you visit. Don't worry, I hear it only hurts for a few seconds. uh ohh ! Anybody wanna come save me? LMAO |
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Post by rckdgr on Aug 5, 2009 12:12:57 GMT -5
Geez Sheri,
I was just talking about giving a sweet rock to such a sweet girl.
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Aug 5, 2009 12:47:08 GMT -5
First entry (clean):
Rodney: Please?!?
Jamie: I love you man, but you're not getting my kung pao chicken.
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Second entry, with apologies to Sam Kinnison:
Jamie: Honey, if you want this, it will either be in my purse or in the refrigerator.
Rodney: Can I please take it camping? All of the other guys are taking theirs.
Jamie: No. The dick stays here.
Rodney: Just shoot me now.
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Third entry:
Rodney: Oh, baby, tell me again what your shirt stands for?
Jamie: Rodney The Horse
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Chuck
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10thumbs
spending too much on rocks
I want to be reincarnated as a dog.
Member since March 2009
Posts: 480
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Post by 10thumbs on Aug 5, 2009 13:36:36 GMT -5
Rodney: Please?!? Jamie: I love you man, but you're not getting my kung pao chicken. LOL! This is my favorite so far. |
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Post by sbreed on Aug 5, 2009 17:19:04 GMT -5
Geez Sheri, I was just talking about giving a sweet rock to such a sweet girl. Of course you were! :nono: |
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Post by Bejewelme on Aug 5, 2009 19:35:08 GMT -5
Chuck that is the best!
Third entry:
Rodney: Oh, baby, tell me again what your shirt stands for?
Jamie: Rodney The Horse
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Chuck
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Aug 5, 2009 21:10:44 GMT -5
Rodney: That's what Michael John calls a large flat rater?!?
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desertdweller
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since August 2006
Posts: 1,803
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Post by desertdweller on Aug 7, 2009 0:24:10 GMT -5
Ya right Chuck! That makes sense, Rodney the large flat rater!
Nice try though.
Too funny!
Smut, smut and more smut.
Actually, at about the time Sheri took that picture...........I was trying to figure out how I was going to get JC to stop on the way home so we could do some rock hunting. Either that or I was going to try my best to convince him we all needed to go for a dip in the beautiful lake that was just across the street.
It sure looked inviting.
One thing is for sure, JC is so laid back........................He fell off.
He is usually up for anything!!!!
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Post by sitnwrap on Aug 7, 2009 0:45:34 GMT -5
Chuck that is the best! Third entry: Rodney: Oh, baby, tell me again what your shirt stands for? Jamie: Rodney The Horse ========================================= Chuck Ditto: That was funny! |
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Aug 7, 2009 13:03:28 GMT -5
Ya right Chuck! That makes sense, Rodney the large flat rater! Nice try though. I (or rather Rodney) was referring to the small box in your hand. Maybe I should pull a Wizard and delete it, LOL. |
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Aug 7, 2009 16:34:06 GMT -5
Jamie: You are _so_ busted when we get home!
Rodney: Hey, I was just admiring her agates.
Chuck
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Aug 7, 2009 16:35:59 GMT -5
Jamie: I was a little reluctant at first, but I think the matching sunglasses work, don't you?
Rodney: Sure they do. I'm just glad I went with a different bag.
Chuck
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