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Post by sandsman1 on Jan 7, 2010 1:59:28 GMT -5
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . . Let's see now...
No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No baseball
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that it all gets better when you die!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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Post by Woodyrock on Jan 7, 2010 2:05:25 GMT -5
Damn...I had to dry my eyes to reply to this one!!! Woody
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Post by sandsman1 on Jan 7, 2010 22:06:34 GMT -5
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Post by Bejewelme on Jan 7, 2010 22:45:55 GMT -5
I blew my coffee, that was a good one! LOL
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition.
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