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Post by Garage Rocker on Feb 26, 2017 10:30:56 GMT -5
They have other uses too:
From Urban Dictionary
TOP DEFINITION
Texas toothpick
the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.
'I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.'
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Post by jamesp on Feb 26, 2017 10:52:11 GMT -5
They have other uses too: From Urban Dictionary TOP DEFINITION Texas toothpick the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with. 'I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.' I believe Texan's will argue that to be an Arkansas toothpick. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas_toothpick |
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Post by jamesp on Feb 26, 2017 10:53:11 GMT -5
laughing Wife says I should have spelled 'correct', 'coerect'. Have to check her out... Ironically, speling is not my strength. Darn good on pertinent subjects. |
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Post by MrP on Feb 26, 2017 11:07:49 GMT -5
laughing Wife says I should have spelled 'correct', 'coerect'. Have to check her out... jamesp It loaks lik it is spealed wright too me.
Always passed spelling with flying colors FFFF...............................MrP
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Post by Garage Rocker on Feb 26, 2017 11:09:22 GMT -5
They have other uses too: From Urban Dictionary TOP DEFINITION Texas toothpick the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with. 'I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.' I believe Texan's will argue that to be an Arkansas toothpick. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas_toothpickYup, just depends on where you're standing, I guess. I always heard Arkansas toothpick, but the urban dictionary Texas entry was funnier. |
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Post by Tommy on Feb 26, 2017 11:16:56 GMT -5
Just to stick my two cents in here...
Penises worry us because once they get around 5" long they get swallowed ... whole.
Also, when wet and soft they smell really bad - Charley and his stinky penis have been banished to the back yard more than a few times.
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Post by rockjunquie on Feb 26, 2017 11:53:23 GMT -5
Just to stick my two cents in here... Penises worry us because once they get around 5" long they get swallowed ... whole. Also, when wet and soft they smell really bad - Charley and his stinky penis have been banished to the back yard more than a few times. I just threw up in my mouth. |
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Post by jamesp on Feb 26, 2017 12:16:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2017 12:24:07 GMT -5
Just to stick my two cents in here... Penises worry us because once they get around 5" long they get swallowed ... whole. Also, when wet and soft they smell really bad - Charley and his stinky penis have been banished to the back yard more than a few times. I just threw up in my mouth. X2 |
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Post by jamesp on Feb 26, 2017 12:52:19 GMT -5
Tommy has added stimulation, well done.
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Post by beefjello on Feb 26, 2017 13:03:51 GMT -5
Zeus prefers pig ears  I've heard of bull pecker canes before.. but that's murder heh |
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Post by jamesp on Mar 2, 2017 4:32:18 GMT -5
beefjelloZeus' expression priceless. Can't tell if he is saying "you better give that too me" or "please Daddy give that to me" lol. Thinking the latter.
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