zarguy
fully equipped rock polisher
Cedar City, Utah - rockhound heaven!
Member since December 2005
Posts: 1,791
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Post by zarguy on Jul 11, 2017 20:29:48 GMT -5
I was a vendor at the Durango, CO Gem & Mineral show last weekend. A guy came to my booth & addressed me by name. I realized I hadn't introduced myself. Then the ol brain kicked in & I realized it was coloradocliff . He is an actual human, not a thread posting bot. And a nice guy too. He gave me some rock goodies & even bought some rough from me. Thanks, Cliff.
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Post by wigglinrocks on Jul 11, 2017 21:05:11 GMT -5
Heard rumors he really did exist .
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 11, 2017 21:16:29 GMT -5
Heard rumors he really did exist . You heard wrong. Every thing you read on the prison bathroom walls are wrong.
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Tommy
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Post by Tommy on Jul 11, 2017 21:25:46 GMT -5
Did he bring you any of that moonshine he's known for?
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Post by wigglinrocks on Jul 11, 2017 21:40:08 GMT -5
Heard rumors he really did exist . You heard wrong. Every thing you read on the prison bathroom walls are wrong. It was on the saloon bathroom wall where I heard the rumors .
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Post by wigglinrocks on Jul 11, 2017 21:41:04 GMT -5
Did he bring you any of that moonshine he's known for? Drank it before he got there .
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Post by Jugglerguy on Jul 11, 2017 21:42:57 GMT -5
If Cliff fell over in the woods and no one was around, would he make a sound?
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Post by mohs on Jul 11, 2017 21:50:05 GMT -5
Hey Cliff I could tell your were reall person from the get go ya busted in here like a rock from space broke up some new ground ya did
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 11, 2017 22:47:14 GMT -5
Did he bring you any of that moonshine he's known for? Who knows about my moonshine?? That's illegal to make even one drop under federal law. Wouldn't want to do anything but obey my beloved government would I? Besides a Frenchman can only make wines.. Right? Of course since I am a law abiding man and cant runoff bourbons, rums, neutrals and brandies, it don't mean that I cant tell anyone how to make it. College wasn't a complete waste of 9 years of my life. I do tons of wines for gifts thought and brewed beer in 5oo gallon lots for a few years getting a local brewery going that I invested in. Ales are fine but I prefer wine.. And heart cuts of bourbons. Not the swill that continuous distillers make like JD. or so ah been tole...
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 11, 2017 22:50:05 GMT -5
You heard wrong. Every thing you read on the prison bathroom walls are wrong. It was on the saloon bathroom wall where I heard the rumors . Saloon walls ?? Never ben in a saloon. They make you pay money for yer likker and the fancy women want yer money. Both nickels.
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 11, 2017 22:51:05 GMT -5
If Cliff fell over in the woods and no one was around, would he make a sound? Would you think that cussin was a sound Rob?? grin
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 11, 2017 22:56:24 GMT -5
Hey Cliff I could tell your were reall person from the get go ya busted in here like a rock from space broke up some new ground ya did That's cuz you hear the voices too MOhs. Weren't a rock from space neither. That was my landing craft from the mother ship. Hit a flock of birds and had to emergency land. Good thing for me I lit in a Mesican restaurant and they don't ask or don't tell about a stranger showing up. Got my food, section 8 housing, energy assistance paid for and got me a primitive keep sake communicator called an "Obama phone. grinning at Mohs.
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 11, 2017 22:58:52 GMT -5
Did he bring you any of that moonshine he's known for? Drank it before he got there . Had to drink it. Them mountain passes are skeery. Besides, remember that Lynn is a closet Mormon. zarguy When you go fishing with a Mormon, need to take two of them. Take one he'll drink all the beer.
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Post by captbob on Jul 12, 2017 7:47:13 GMT -5
I thought he would be taller.
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Post by rockjunquie on Jul 12, 2017 7:56:38 GMT -5
I thought he was dead.
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 12, 2017 9:59:38 GMT -5
I thought he would be taller. or at least smarter.. 5'10' Tall guys aren't as smart or as good looking.
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 12, 2017 10:00:08 GMT -5
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Post by wigglinrocks on Jul 12, 2017 10:08:44 GMT -5
5'10' Tall guys aren't as smart or as good looking.
Good point , knew it was more than just vertically challenged .
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 12, 2017 10:50:20 GMT -5
5'10' Tall guys aren't as smart or as good looking.
Good point , knew it was more than just vertically challenged . If I was a foot shorter I could get a gubmint check for being vertically disabled. hehehe Good looking?? Moi.. Don't I sound presidential when I lie? grin..
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Post by coloradocliff on Jul 12, 2017 16:33:58 GMT -5
You HOPED I was dead... so you could slab and cab my granite tombstone... grin.. When you were gone for a week I thought that the aliens had abducted you...
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