OK, well since I really do not know that many folks on here, my answers are going to be comical and I am going ot have fun with this...so for those of you with a sense of humor please enjoy my answers.
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1. I have no clue, but I once owned a pot belly pig named pork chop..he was good tooooooooo...just like MOM makes
2. I do not know who is training to fly a hornet, but a few weeks ago when it was warm I was out at the pump house and got attacked by a swarm of them things.....they are dangerous and no one needs to be trying to fly them. they have nasty stingers
3.why would I want to go to some country I can not even pronounce properly, I just want my two front teeth(ok, a fullset of falsies for x-mas) and a big ol' pile of rocks in my living room to dig through.
4. Not sure who won them, but I did stay at a holiday Inn Express last night
5. who ever has that ranch probably does not realize they are sitting on a big crack in the ground that is going to swallow them up..{auto-correct: MOV files not allowed}e east young man..that is what i have to say, move east before california falls off the earths surface, oh yea...bring some rocks with you as well. !!!!!!
6. are you sure you looked for fire agate in laughlin
I think perhaps you looked for fire water instead and found the casinos.... HA HA HA
7. the cavemen did....and they invented the wheel and now they get mad when we have commercials about insurance on the TV !!!!
8.I have no clue on this either, but in the 20's and 30's gangsters used to use violins as guns ...but my question is this....if you make a violin out of jade...would that be considered ROCK music???
9. probably someone from " The Hills Have Eyes" who was artistically challenged who did not realize that painting a hill was hard work !
10. First off..what is an AVATAR ? now I have put TAR on roofs before and even TAR on the road..and if he was behind bars, did he get paroled? or is he one of americas most wanted, I need the reward money so tell me who it is so I can turn him in.
11. WOw, now that takes a rocket scientist...I lost fingers to a circular saw cutting plywood..even I am smarter than the average rock pile and I know not to cut rocks with one of them there saws....Usa a Hammer to cut rocks with and smash the saw with it, but "kids don't try this at home" I am a trained professional and besides if you miss with the hammer, you end up smashing the remaining fingers you have left and will be crippled and end up riding the short bus with me.
12.Not sure who won that one, but why would the lakers be playing a team from the stone Age
I guess this teams name would be the california cavemen ...ha ha ha
13. rusty wallace?
everyone who is a red neck and likes raslin and racin has a dog named earnhardt
14.the tin mans wife from the "wizzard of OZ "
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15. I am not sure of this one either, but I have a monkey on my shoulder and he is telling me things....should i listen to him ..or take my meds so I will not hear him anymore???
16. silly wabbit, pez are for kids.....chickletts are the way to go now days...collect them....instead.
17.oh lord, who gave you that picture of me cross dressing on saturday nights....those are my Rock starlett pants.....please give them back to me if you stole them.
18.Probably the california cavemen who bravely played the Lakers in question # 12. either that or it was Mel gibson from the movie "Braveheart"
19. Now, why would someone buy and over weight pet
? I have heard of pet rocks...but why PET WOOD?
hmmmmmmmm....someone needs some therapy here.....I might give my therapists name and number out if you are interested. he says I am doing great in public now and soon I can be let off my leash.
20.well now, think about this for just a minute......we have a crazy mexican lace cab ....and a woman who uses wyckedwire....a wyckedwired mexican woman wearing lace driving crazy in a cab.....hmmmmmmmm...sounds like someone from the spike TV channel on "worlds wildest police vidoes California style"
Ok, now I was not intending to hurt anyones feelings at all....please do not take any of my answers seriously.....all were meant in HUMOR only.
Have a great day everyone and please smile....a day without a smile or laughter is a day not spent well or you were in jail. ;D
Steve