birdseed
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Post by birdseed on Oct 19, 2004 3:55:04 GMT -5
I heard that John Kerry would stop all tumbling throughout the USA...VIVA BUSH!!!!!!!
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agatenut
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Post by agatenut on Oct 19, 2004 6:33:48 GMT -5
I thought he'd be FOR tumbling, I mean, my rocks need to continually "flip flop" to get a good polish. ;D
I'm positive Bush is for "tumblefying" ;D (sorry folks! weak attempt at a Bushism. hehehe)
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 8:21:40 GMT -5
im not political but someone sent me this and i cracked up i dont wanna start a war this is all in fun so enjoy------------
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr.Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said,"Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with PresidentKerry." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow".
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AgateHunter
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Post by AgateHunter on Oct 19, 2004 8:50:48 GMT -5
Thats a good one. And I love hearing it too. ;D
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Post by Guess Who on Oct 19, 2004 8:55:22 GMT -5
I am political and I am anti-Bush and Kerry. They both need to be put in the tumbler, along with their running mates and be tumbled and tumbled and tumbled in 30 grit until they are ground away to nothing. Then the rest of that District of Criminals should be tossed in the barrel and the same done to them.
Seriously, both these criminals and their running mates should be tried for treason and sedition against the American people, found GUILTY, then tarred and feathered at sunrise on the steps of the Capitol!
It's me again, Margaret! I was too lazy to log on, ;D
llana
Hmmmm, just noticed at the top of this page the statement by Bush re; privatizing Social Security. Since I don't pay social security because it's nothing but a ponzi scheme AND the Social Security Act of 1935 says that Social Security IS NOT MANDATORY, I don't care what he does or tries to do. There IS NO MONEY in the alleged Social Security Trust Fund - it has been squandered away over the years by those criminals in DC -not only Bush and Company but every president and Congress since FDR. Along with everything else. Why do you think we have a trillion dollar national debt that can NEVER be paid! Our poor children, great-grandchildren, great-great grandchildren and on down the line will always be in economic slavery to pay off this national debt incurred by criminal politicians that care nothing for the America people - their only concern is how they can enrich and empower themselves off the sweat of our backs.
If people my age (56) would have been able to take the amount of Social Security the government steals from them each month and invested it WISELY , upon retirement the returns would be a tremendous amount more than Social Security. Actually, there would not be a need to draw Social Security at all, because most would be millionsaires a couple times over.
And that's all I gotta say about it because it's way off topic. And ya' really don't want to get me started ranting about the criminal government 'cause after over a dozen years of research into it, I could do a hell of a lot of ranting! ;D
Off to work! Ya'll have a good one, ya' hear!
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shorty
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Post by shorty on Oct 19, 2004 9:06:26 GMT -5
haha i liked that one to birdseed keep them up and just[ fun] rember people
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WilliamC
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Post by WilliamC on Oct 19, 2004 9:27:29 GMT -5
Greetings All,
Kerry wouldn't stop tumbling, he'd just impose a 50% luxury tax on all equipment and grit and internet purchases. Bush would will incorporate tumbling into the control of the Department of Homeland Security and we'll all have to get permits and only use approved rocks. Nader would outlaw any production of sludge, since it pollutes the environment, and maybe even the rocks themselves since they can be misused as weapons.
There's only one political party and one presidential candidate that fully supports our right to rocks and would end the War on Stones.
Vote for Michael Badnarik and the Libertarian Party!
WilliamC
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Post by Toad on Oct 19, 2004 12:44:17 GMT -5
Kerry was in England talking to the queen. He asked to what she attributed her successful reign.
"Surround yourself with intelligent people," she replied.
"But how do you know?"
She called in Tony Blair and asked him:"If your parents have a child and it isn't your brother, and it isn't your sister - who is it?"
"Well, it's me of course," Blair replied.
Kerry returned to the States and called in his running mate, Edwards. He asked Edwards the same question.
"I don't know, I'll have to get back to you on that."
He asked around Washington with little success. Finally, in the men's room he spotted Colin Powel's shoes in the next stall. He asked him the question.
"well, it's me, of course," Powell replied.
Edwards reported back to Kerry. "I have the answer to your question."
"Who is the child?" Kerry asked
"It's Colin Powell."
"No, you idiot. It's Tony Blair."
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 12:47:02 GMT -5
hahahaha good one
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 19:16:43 GMT -5
Toad, good one! William C, I'm with you. Vote Libertarian or Constitution Party - basically anything but Bush or Kerry. They don't have a chance of winning, but it' better that those two evil Bonesmen. I think I' gonna do a write in and vote for myself.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 19, 2004 19:24:24 GMT -5
I was really hoping a trained chimp would show up on the ballot, but in the absence of that I'm going with Kerry.
cookie
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 19:26:18 GMT -5
Have you ever seen that website SmirkingChimp with Bush as the star? It is too funny!
llana
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deepsouth
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Post by deepsouth on Oct 19, 2004 19:57:20 GMT -5
Being a non USA national and not residing in your beautiful country , I have to keep my face shut on your political ramblings. Yes I do have my opinion, but that would be telling.
Toad, your story wins. very good one indeed.
Jack
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RiverOtter
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Post by RiverOtter on Oct 20, 2004 0:22:45 GMT -5
Here Here William!
Otter
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stubby
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Post by stubby on Oct 21, 2004 13:27:12 GMT -5
Heard earlier today that Dick Chaney's "other" daughter has 3 rock tumblers in her closet. He denies it!
Stub
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stubby
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Post by stubby on Oct 21, 2004 13:28:01 GMT -5
I guess I have to call him "Richard"!
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 21, 2004 13:50:44 GMT -5
Heard earlier today that thingy Chaney's "other" daughter has 3 rock tumblers in her closet. He denies it! OH, the scandal! Rock tumblers in the closet - disgraceful! What a shameful thing to do to her dear old dad! Now he is ruined for sure!! llana
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Post by Cher on Oct 21, 2004 20:16:05 GMT -5
Speaking of chimps, got this not too long after Bush was elected ... thought it was hysterical! The Many Faces of President Bush.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 21, 2004 20:18:14 GMT -5
Was kinda afraid to look but glad I did! HAAAHAAAHAHAH! Too good! Thanks Cher!
cookie
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 21, 2004 20:32:10 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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