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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 8:13:31 GMT -5
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage' would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
" Well, I probably wouldn't." With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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shorty
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Post by shorty on Oct 19, 2004 9:00:29 GMT -5
;D good one hahahaha
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Post by docone31 on Oct 19, 2004 10:44:18 GMT -5
Whats black, crispey, and hangs from the ceiling?
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Post by tj on Oct 19, 2004 10:53:08 GMT -5
"Whats black, crispey, and hangs from the ceiling? "
v a m p i r e s
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Batman
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 11:16:20 GMT -5
i dont know doc but killit hahaha
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Post by docone31 on Oct 19, 2004 11:29:21 GMT -5
A polish electrician, Stash.
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 11:40:10 GMT -5
hahahahahaha to friggin funny
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Post by docone31 on Oct 19, 2004 11:47:53 GMT -5
Do you know what six blondes in a circle is?
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 11:56:20 GMT -5
AAHHHHHHHH a realy good time hahahahaha
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birdseed
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Post by birdseed on Oct 19, 2004 13:51:11 GMT -5
blonde jokes..--the women on this message board are very sensitive to references to IQ...they are also sensitive ti FAT jokes--wonder why???
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 16:05:55 GMT -5
ahhh its all in fun somebody tell an italian joke if its good ill laugh hahahaha,, or better yet im gettin fat and bald im sure somebody got one of those hahahaha
and being blonde dont make ya a dummie look at me i aint the sharpest tack in the box hahahaha
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Post by docone31 on Oct 19, 2004 16:14:10 GMT -5
A dope ring.
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Post by krazydiamond on Oct 19, 2004 16:19:02 GMT -5
ROFL.....i ain't blonde.............hahahahaha...
KD
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 16:20:06 GMT -5
hahahaha
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 18:54:18 GMT -5
the women on this message board are very sensitive to references to IQ...they are also sensitive ti FAT jokes--wonder why
At 5'5 and 120 lbs, I am certainly not fat and the last IQ test I took I tested at 140, so I am certainly not unintelligent. I do take offense at stupid, totally uncalled for remarks such as yours about fat women.
llana
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 19:07:29 GMT -5
Blonde walks into Chase Manhattan Bank in NYC and asked for a loan of $50,000. Banker asks if she has any collateral and she says Yes, my new $100,000 Mercedes. Banker goes out to look at the car and it's brand new and perfect condition and says yes. They go back inside to do all the paperwork and she tells him she will repay the loan the next week. They sign the papers, the bank takes her car and she takes a taxi to the airport. Comes back a week later, plops down $50,000 plus interest and gets her car back. Banker says he doesn't want to be nosey or anything, but he's curious why she only needed the loan for a week. She smiles sweetly and says "Oh, I really didn't need the loan at all, it's just that I was flying to Vegas for the week and paying interest on the loan for a week is much cheaper than covered parking at the airport."
Who said blondes are dumb?
llana
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 19, 2004 19:16:19 GMT -5
5'8", 130, 120 IQ. Have good genes. Don't need to put anyone down. The last person I insulted has a personality disorder and I apologized for being insensitive. I haven't noticed anyone being sensitive about weight or IQ. cookie
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deepsouth
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Post by deepsouth on Oct 19, 2004 19:19:05 GMT -5
Hear hear Llana !!
I used to be blond , going grey more and more, I am a bit overweight , but still a man . I do take offence too at that stupid remark. I like good jokes and dislike stupid remarks !!
Jack
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 19:23:57 GMT -5
Cookie, he made some crack about fat women on a jackhammer on William C's thread about bustin' rocks. It was totally uncalled for. I don't think there are any heavy women on the forum, but that is no reason to say something that could very well hurt someone's feelings. If we do have someone here that is overweight, his remark might have been offensive to them and I just didn't see the necessity for it.
llana
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Post by docone31 on Oct 19, 2004 19:32:13 GMT -5
Good jokes are wonderful, if they are not pointed at someone's dire misfortune. I especially enjoy jokes that are so beyond reality no one can take it personally. I am Swedish, large, 78" 295lbs, and have done some really dumb things. I miss the dumb Swede jokes. They were great. My second ex was a Norwegian. I have her dental record permanently embossed on my arm, both upper and lower. I now know why One Norwegian went into the woods and 1000 Swedes ran out. Her head would turn in a full circle, she had those dark eyes, and that deep masculine voice and she barfed green on everything in a full circle whenever she did not get her way. I gave up telling her the world did not work that way. She broke my nose and proceeded to inflict herself on other innocent men. I never looked back. She is 5'6", 125 lbs soaking wet. I had to let her hit me. Men do not hit women. What does that have to do with anything? I donno. The rocket scientists leveling our new home broke a supporting beam and we have to build a new one. This has been a fun thread.
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