llanago
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 19:33:06 GMT -5
Jack, I used to be blond (with black roots too. Now I have blond, er, gray "frosting" here and there. I'm not fat, but I do have one prize winning gut on me - and I can't even pass it off as a beer gut, 'cause I don't drink very much! ;D Oh well llana
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deepsouth
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Post by deepsouth on Oct 19, 2004 20:12:47 GMT -5
LOL Hey Llana, I drink even less. LOL
My son's wedding coming up in january , I think I will have a couple of glasses of wine then.
Last beer I had ?? ?? Hmmm, april or may I think.
Jack
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JKowalski33
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Post by JKowalski33 on Oct 19, 2004 20:17:08 GMT -5
forget being fat, what about being skinny? i dont see why its alright for people to call me skinny (6'2'', 140 lbs), but not for people to call others fat. it doesnt really bother me when they call me skinny though, because i know that they are just jealous that i can eat anything and as much of it as i want and not gain any weight. ;D ;D
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 20:32:05 GMT -5
JK, when I was your age I was skinny as a stick. My mom took me to the doctor to see if something was wrong because I could shove platefuls of food in my mouth and never gain an ounce. used to work with some guys that always told me I looked like a killdee bird (whatever the heck that is! and got beat out of the ass. All the women on my dad's side of the family were BIG - big boned and overweight. All the women on my mom's side of the family were small with BIG boobs. My mom, sister and I are small with small boobs and BIG guts. I personally think whoever was in charge of the boob department put ours on a little low. llana
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 20:38:14 GMT -5
JK, when I was your age I was skinny as a stick. My mom took me to the doctor to see if something was wrong because I could shove platefuls of food in my mouth and never gain an ounce. used to work with some guys that always told me I looked like a killdee bird (whatever the heck that is! and got beat out of the ass. All the women on my dad's side of the family were BIG - big boned and overweight. All the women on my mom's side of the family were small with BIG boobs. My mom, sister and I are small with small boobs and BIG guts. I personally think whoever was in charge of the boob department put ours on a little low. llana
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 19, 2004 20:56:10 GMT -5
OK, maybe this is a good time to voice this. I have ALLWAYS been put down because I am thin and attractive. When I was younger, up until my mid thirties, I was very pretty. Do you know how hard it is to make friends with your peers only because you were fortunate enough to have good genes? My mom weighed 95 lbs when she married my dad at 19. Her waist was 19 inches. I out grew her wedding dress at thirteen. I am 46 now and begining to sag, but I try to keep my weight at a good level for my health. Women my age stare down thier nose at me. I can't help who I am! Llanna, I've seen your pic and you look great, so I think you understand, just seems a little vain to voice it. I just want to be who I am to everyone, not just people who fit "the image". like that comercial used to say, kinda, Don't hate me for my looks. I'm really a nice person. K?
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 21:06:25 GMT -5
I'm really a nice person. K?
No you're not! You're mean as a junk yard dog, butt ugly and, on top of that, you dress funny! ;D
You do know, I am only kidding! Ya' look pretty darn good to me! I love that red hair!
llana
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Post by docone31 on Oct 19, 2004 21:11:09 GMT -5
JK, when I was your age..... wow, what a cliche'. When I was your age, I was 78" tall, and 145lbs. I used to be called a long drink of water. I grew so fast I would fall over anything higher than an inch. I was a spaz. All the new kids would pick the tallest person and beat him senseless. That was me. That made me so mad I went into the gym. In the '80's I discovered Miracle Grow!!! in 18 months I went from 160lbs, to 365. Enjoy it while you got it. I used to have a 32 waist with 36 inseam. Today, I am a tad under 300lbs with a 34 waist and 36 inseam. I went from a 15 inch neck on a shirt to 22 inch neck. I have to wear XXL tall shirts. I look like Herman Munster with a pony tail. Trade ya.
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 21:17:39 GMT -5
Wouldn't it be fun to be that age again? Esp. knowing then what we know now. Of course, if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have done all those really dumb things that were so much fun! llana
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Post by hermatite on Oct 19, 2004 22:10:14 GMT -5
Hey I'm fat AND smart and I'm STILL gorgeous! Don't think we have fat women on the forum? of COURSE we do...but it doesn't matter! Who cares about the outside. this is the INTERNET! On the internet i can be a nordic goddess with flaxen hair to my ankles if i want, because what matters is what comes across here, in type. And some of us are funny and some of us are serious and we all tumble rocks and we all like a joke. So come on folks...it's only fun until the fat lady sings...or something like that. (okay...I promise I won't sing...and I promise not to go into my "fat prejudice is the last acceptable form of discrimination rant" ...but mostly you should all be REALLY happy that I won't sing! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 19, 2004 22:14:05 GMT -5
Ok, I'm a mean ass b*tch sometimes, and I dress like a hoochie when I'm in the mood, But I'M NICE,K? ;D cookie
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 19, 2004 22:18:24 GMT -5
Hermy, we should go do Karioke together. Bet we could clear the room in 30 seconds flat! PS, I think your one of the most delightful people I've ever had the chance to meet cookie
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Post by WarrenA on Oct 19, 2004 22:36:46 GMT -5
many moons ago I was tall and thin now I am still tall but not so thin but am in good enough health and could care less what anyone else thinks of my looks. this forum is enlightening to me lots of people most I will probably never meet and that is O. K. I can read what they say respond to what I want and if they don't agree with what I say that is O. K. too
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 22:40:44 GMT -5
Herm, ya' don't look fat in the pic you posted. So what is fat to you 150 lbs??? I had a aunt that was barely 5 ft. tall and weighed about 300 lbs. Now, that is fat! But she was my fav aunt. She married a guy, then divorced him and married his brother. I remember her talking about going on her honeymoon and how surprised brother #2 was gonna be. She said "he thinks Im the most beautiful woman in the world. I wonder how he's gonna like me when I take off my wig, take out my false teeth and hang my titties on the towel rack." She said this at the dinner table with almost the whole family there. Needless to say, there was food and beverage spewed everywhere - we all just cracked up and thought about poor ole Burt's honeymoon surprise. Of course, he never put in his teeth, so he couldn't do much complaining about that! ;D Ok, Cookie, I'll fess up and admit it - you are nice! I am NEVER a pregnant dog and I don't lie either! And, if you want to clear a room fast just let me at that Karoke microphone! I have been known to dress up as a hoochie momma too, but that was back when I had hoochie momma clothes and somethere to go. Medina, Texas ain't exactly hoochie momma heaven! Warren,I'm with you. I like everybody here and could care less if they are green with purple arms! this is a great forum - great folks and priceless info. llana
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Post by cookie3rocks on Oct 19, 2004 22:57:50 GMT -5
Llana, Thank You I like you too, you're a good person and I respect youre opinion.. Pregnant dog. KIDDING KIDDING! I didn't even write the word that comes out to be "pregnant dog" Love Ya! cookie
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Post by RiverOtter on Oct 19, 2004 23:25:52 GMT -5
Well I can understand why everyone spewed. That's hilarious llana!! But I was under the impression that men liked it when women were able to remove their teeth!
Otter
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 23:39:34 GMT -5
hahahaha too funny otter
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Post by llanago on Oct 19, 2004 23:50:48 GMT -5
men liked it when women were able to remove their teeth!
LOL! That's what I hear. In fact, heard it right from a horses (ass) mouth one time.
Friend of mine put on the beer googles one night, picked up this very attractive gal and they went off together. Saw him the next day and he looked rough. I made some remark about him being rode hard and put up wet and his response was "We got to her place, she plopped her teeth down on the table and...." - he then rolled his eyes and said "well, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." I nearly fell over laughing.
llana
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 19, 2004 23:53:53 GMT -5
was her nick name hover hahahahaha
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Post by deepsouth on Oct 20, 2004 0:03:34 GMT -5
Must have been a shop vac
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