Post by momma on Jun 21, 2005 0:11:37 GMT -5
Hi Yall. Just thought I would share a few of thing with all of you. Hope you enjoy.
*3 Old Ladies from Florida*
*This is a detective story .*
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So Pay Close Attention!!!*
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Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
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They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park.
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The game is real exciting
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and they are enjoying themselves immensely...
**mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
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Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone
and the game has a lot of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it
and how many players are on base?
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Think!/*
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Think some more!!*
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You're gonna love it .../*
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Answer:
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It's the bottom of the fifth
and the bags are loaded!*
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Another One. Enjoy
Subject: Dr's Office
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
Hope you enjoy these two I have more to show ya.
momma
*3 Old Ladies from Florida*
*This is a detective story .*
*
So Pay Close Attention!!!*
*
*
*
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
..**
They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park.
..
*
*
The game is real exciting
**
and they are enjoying themselves immensely...
**mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
*
*
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone
and the game has a lot of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it
and how many players are on base?
**/
Think!/*
*
Think some more!!*
*/
You're gonna love it .../*
*
Answer:
*
*
It's the bottom of the fifth
and the bags are loaded!*
*
*
Another One. Enjoy
Subject: Dr's Office
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
Hope you enjoy these two I have more to show ya.
momma
