earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Apr 26, 2007 19:18:08 GMT -5
Beer Has Female Hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) gained weight. 4) talked excessively without making sense. 5) became overly emotional. 6) couldn't drive. 7) failed to think rationally, and 8) had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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Post by Toad on Apr 26, 2007 19:31:07 GMT -5
He-he
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Post by krazydiamond on Apr 26, 2007 20:41:29 GMT -5
hmmmmmmmm, i can agree with all of those except #6.
KD
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falcon
starting to shine!
Member since March 2007
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Post by falcon on Apr 26, 2007 23:41:45 GMT -5
hehehehe....gained weight....hehehehehehehehe.ohhhgeeeezz...my wife's gonna kill me just for reading this. but seriously... it doesnt matter how yanked i am... i can always stand up when its potty time
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wm7734
spending too much on rocks
wheres my rockhammer ?
Member since January 2007
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Post by wm7734 on Apr 27, 2007 4:30:00 GMT -5
christ that explains a whole buncha things
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