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Post by Condor on Mar 20, 2008 8:54:11 GMT -5
Hey Susan, what's the story about the crazy doper lady at the WWR Blitz? D and D mentioned something to me about how you were going to post about that incident. They said it was quite interesting.
Condor
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Post by rockyraccoon on Mar 21, 2008 16:17:49 GMT -5
alright gil, dan called me last night and asked if i'd tell you so here goes to the best of what i saw. dan & susan had their tents set up by dorothy and don's 5th wheel so we were down at the cabin on our own. we had some campers by us but when they said it was a couple of girls - well that seemed to quelch any concerns (little did we know). we ate at trey and jan's then off to sit by the fire down at the cabin. everyone had gone off to bed except dan, sher, and i and it had gotten cold enough that we'd gone in the kitchen. dan said he was gonna smoke 1 more cigarette then he was off to bed. thank goodness he needed that one more cigarette. we heard all kinds of commotion including honking and motor revving and all jumped up to look out the window. i saw people running and the vehicle circling all over the hill trying to hit them. it was like something out of a horror movie! dan ran outside, grabbed a lantern and went to the end of the drive. i screamed "oh my god she hit one of them" and then sheri and did what my dad has always told me to do "when in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" so that's what we did. we would look at each other and scream "what do we do" then bust out laughing because of the insanity of it all. then we remembered dan so we ran outside and we could hear guys screaming "call the sheriff....help us...help us....the b*tch is crazy....help us". they were running for dan who was pointing toward the gate saying "keep going...help yourself...you're scaring these people". at this point the girl had backed up with her lights pointing toward our direction and was just idling like in the movie christine. i ran out and hollered "we have kids" and one of the guys said "they have kids. we have to keep going". he shook dan's hand and told him his name "in case something happens" and off they ran into the night. dan said he was going to get trey but if you think he was leaving us behind well no no. so we had to drag all the sleeping children out of bed. one woke up, one was sleep walking and the other never did wake up. we went and got trey who went back and got the boys. she had bitten one in the forehead and did hit one but luckily he didn't fall because if he had..... . so while we are all outside of trey's "christine" drives by . trey tells us we can change the combination on the lock and we decide to head on back. everyone thinking she surely was heading on out now and the sheriff had been called as had border patrol. well dan can't get the lock to change but he doesn't want us to know that. we are all settling back in and dan see's lights. he said it must be trey and he was going to ride down and make sure. but it was "christine" again!! i went out to see and could hear dan telling her he was going to call the sheriff. now we all know calling isn't an option down there! dan let her by because he was scared she would bash his truck which i'm kind of betting she might have lol. we're all fretting wondering what to do now when we do see more lights coming - whew!! it was the sheriff and trey. now keep in mind at this point we've smoked ALL the cigarettes up and are smoking butts. trey has the guys, the deputy has "christine" and there is another girl down there crying not to be left alone. trey came over and asked if one of us wanted to drive her home. dan said "woooooooow" and we have laughed our butts off over his response. actually after it was all over we had alot of laughs about it. we walked down to their camp the next morning and you have never seen such (or maybe you have lol) but there was not a spot to step without stepping on a beer can or beer bottle. uncooked food was out on the ground as well as lots more things. on the back of the vehicle there were stickers that said "don't mess with texas women", "you say b*tch like it's a bad thing", "if you are happy pull your pants down" and then written in the dirt on the windshield "honk if you are h*rny". well that got us much tickled later thinking that she honked and dan ran out with his lantern lol. and what do you think they wrote on our window as we were driving away for home?? kim
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drupe
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Post by drupe on Mar 21, 2008 17:47:43 GMT -5
Damn, and I thought last year was a blast. But it sounds as if last year was mild in comparison.
Pete
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Post by Condor on Mar 21, 2008 18:11:59 GMT -5
Great story. Last year was the "Deer in the Hole," and this year was "Psycho Lady." Funny thing is Kim, you got to witness them both. What fun after the fact. Can't wait to see what happens next year.
Condor
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Post by sbreed on Mar 22, 2008 10:07:57 GMT -5
Hey Kim, did you see the GREEN BURRITO???
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Gem'n I
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Post by Gem'n I on Mar 22, 2008 14:21:15 GMT -5
Sounds like the beginnings of a new plot for a Steven King novel...did they write "WASH ME" ..gemni
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WyckedWyre
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Post by WyckedWyre on Mar 23, 2008 7:39:28 GMT -5
Damn, and I missed it... ::)S
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Post by rockyraccoon on Mar 25, 2008 9:05:43 GMT -5
i didn't know to pack my heels. you know in the horror movies the women always are running in the woods with heels on and trip. bet stefan would have brought his heels . kim
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