earthdog
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Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Dec 2, 2009 9:59:59 GMT -5
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MikeS
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since January 2009
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Post by MikeS on Dec 2, 2009 14:34:37 GMT -5
what a tool
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Post by Jack, lapidaryrough on Dec 2, 2009 14:57:56 GMT -5
Tiger`s in the right, Knowing the trade, ( Lapidary ) Take`s more then one good lady to get your Rock`s Off.
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Post by parfive on Dec 2, 2009 18:09:15 GMT -5
Merry Christmas Tiger & Elin
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grayfingers
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Post by grayfingers on Dec 2, 2009 18:37:04 GMT -5
This is the actual cover for the next issue of Golf Digest... bad timing...
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snuffy
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Member since May 2009
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Post by snuffy on Dec 2, 2009 19:34:50 GMT -5
Yep, practiced a little too much with his putter.
snuffy
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Post by Toad on Dec 2, 2009 20:46:09 GMT -5
I liked that he thought he wouldn't get caught...
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Fossilman
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Post by Fossilman on Dec 3, 2009 21:23:29 GMT -5
Money=trouble,he found that out! The swine!!
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rockdewd
has rocks in the head
Member since October 2007
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Post by rockdewd on Dec 4, 2009 0:05:19 GMT -5
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.” What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows. It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a round in Australia. What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron. First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room? What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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Post by parfive on Jan 14, 2010 20:12:44 GMT -5
Tiger ran into an old friend in the pro shop the other day.
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