Post by unclestu on Sept 3, 2011 22:38:45 GMT -5
I first saw Teddy on the Stonesthat rock web site when I was making a purchase, so I adopted him. Mary Ann packed Teddy with all his other friends that I decided to take in and he was off to his new home.
Unfortunately Teddy arrived DOA from a severe fracture. He was just a little bit of a slab and the trip was just to much for the little guy.
I kept Teddy's remains in the flat rate box that he came in. I just couldn't bear to commit his remains to the tumbler. I contemplated about ways that I could bring Teddy back to life. Than on one dark and rainy night I put my plan to action. When everyone else was asleep I went down into the man cave and I removed Teddys remains from his cardboard crypt and proceeded with my plan.
A plan to bring a dead slab back to life!!
BY using a super glue with a very high viscosity I was able to reattach Teddys head and severed arm. I held the dismembered body parts together by hand in order to be able to apply the proper amount of pressure. I than waited and watched the clock as the seconds ticked away. When the time came for me to release the pressure Teddy became illuminated by a flash of lightening and I saw to my amazement that Teddy remained in one piece. Teddy was once again a slab. After about an hour under the trim saw and the diamond grinding and polishing wheels Teddy was no longer a slab. Teddy was a cab. TEDDY WAS ALIVE!!!
DOM DE DOM DOM DOMMMMMM...................................................
Here's Teddy:
Unfortunately Teddy arrived DOA from a severe fracture. He was just a little bit of a slab and the trip was just to much for the little guy.
I kept Teddy's remains in the flat rate box that he came in. I just couldn't bear to commit his remains to the tumbler. I contemplated about ways that I could bring Teddy back to life. Than on one dark and rainy night I put my plan to action. When everyone else was asleep I went down into the man cave and I removed Teddys remains from his cardboard crypt and proceeded with my plan.
A plan to bring a dead slab back to life!!
BY using a super glue with a very high viscosity I was able to reattach Teddys head and severed arm. I held the dismembered body parts together by hand in order to be able to apply the proper amount of pressure. I than waited and watched the clock as the seconds ticked away. When the time came for me to release the pressure Teddy became illuminated by a flash of lightening and I saw to my amazement that Teddy remained in one piece. Teddy was once again a slab. After about an hour under the trim saw and the diamond grinding and polishing wheels Teddy was no longer a slab. Teddy was a cab. TEDDY WAS ALIVE!!!
DOM DE DOM DOM DOMMMMMM...................................................
Here's Teddy: