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Nov 15, 2011 16:24:01 GMT -5
Post by kap on Nov 15, 2011 16:24:01 GMT -5
SICKNESS IN THE FAMILY
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber .
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot lower because they've been used."
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Nov 15, 2011 16:36:42 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Nov 15, 2011 16:36:42 GMT -5
He-he
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meta99
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Nov 15, 2011 18:11:08 GMT -5
Post by meta99 on Nov 15, 2011 18:11:08 GMT -5
So, Keith....are you on Tommy's email list?! It never ends, but , boy, does he have some good stuff! Sue
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Nov 15, 2011 19:01:16 GMT -5
Post by rockrookie on Nov 15, 2011 19:01:16 GMT -5
HA !!! --paul
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