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May 29, 2012 14:13:11 GMT -5
Post by sandsman1 on May 29, 2012 14:13:11 GMT -5
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly wa...lking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."
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May 29, 2012 15:02:04 GMT -5
Post by rockrookie on May 29, 2012 15:02:04 GMT -5
;D ;D
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May 29, 2012 15:16:43 GMT -5
Post by NatureNut on May 29, 2012 15:16:43 GMT -5
That's a good one.
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May 29, 2012 15:25:23 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 29, 2012 15:25:23 GMT -5
hahahahaha Jim
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May 29, 2012 18:09:11 GMT -5
Post by Donnie's Rocky Treasures on May 29, 2012 18:09:11 GMT -5
I like that one!
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May 30, 2012 10:21:31 GMT -5
Post by Toad on May 30, 2012 10:21:31 GMT -5
Love it
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May 30, 2012 17:46:21 GMT -5
Post by garock on May 30, 2012 17:46:21 GMT -5
Laughing !!!
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