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Post by kap on Sept 10, 2012 22:02:22 GMT -5
Standard Hospital pricing procedure In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."
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Post by catmandewe on Sept 10, 2012 22:35:31 GMT -5
LOL
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itsandbits
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Post by itsandbits on Sept 11, 2012 1:16:47 GMT -5
Geesh, you guys get downright nasty with each other down there; Obama must be up in the ratings again :<)
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Post by texaswoodie on Sept 11, 2012 6:49:33 GMT -5
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