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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 26, 2012 23:10:49 GMT -5
The Jewish Taxi Driver
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City , and said "The Ambassador Hotel, sweetie." The taxi driver, who happened to be an elderly Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him, "What's wrong, toots? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old man said "Lady, I am not staring at you, I am tellink you, det vould not be proper vair I come from." She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs honey, what are you doing?" He said, "Vell, I am lookink and I'm lookink, and I am tinkink to mine self, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride??? One smart Jewish Taxi cab driver.
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Post by BAZ on Sept 27, 2012 0:39:50 GMT -5
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Post by rockrookie on Sept 28, 2012 8:08:14 GMT -5
HAHA !!!!
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