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Post by sandsman1 on Nov 13, 2012 0:47:34 GMT -5
RE-POSTED From - Evelyn Wingler - MARINE IN AN ALL GIRL BIKER BAR An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... ... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:'
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Marine.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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Post by mohs on Nov 13, 2012 11:33:41 GMT -5
‘Hoo-aahhh!
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The Dad_Ohs
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Post by The Dad_Ohs on Nov 13, 2012 16:10:32 GMT -5
Ain't That the truth bruther!!!!!!
LOL
<runs and hides>
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Post by Bikerrandy on Nov 13, 2012 17:45:22 GMT -5
LOL, that's the funniest blonde joke I've ever heard ;D
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Post by Pat on Nov 13, 2012 17:55:32 GMT -5
Ooooooh! I can almost hear him screaming!!
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Post by gr on Nov 13, 2012 18:10:10 GMT -5
Pat, you're not blond are ya?
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Post by Pat on Nov 13, 2012 18:15:38 GMT -5
gr, I had hoped it was obvious that I am not! Hmm, maybe you are saying that one blind Marine can easily defend himself again a whole bunch of biker chicks...
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Post by BAZ on Nov 13, 2012 19:09:33 GMT -5
Ha ha! Coincidentally my grandmother was a 6'2" blonde bouncer in her early years!
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