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Jun 16, 2013 12:48:14 GMT -5
Post by sandsman1 on Jun 16, 2013 12:48:14 GMT -5
A large plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess, but could find no remains of anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.
They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-sayin he wasn't...
but you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
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Jun 16, 2013 12:55:30 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 16, 2013 12:55:30 GMT -5
That's a great joke:). Especially this part:
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-sayin he wasn't...
but you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
You realize that the joke is not on Obama right:)?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 22:14:00 GMT -5
In the joke, Obama's reputation for lying got him killed.
How is the joke not on him?
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Jun 16, 2013 22:22:07 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 16, 2013 22:22:07 GMT -5
He's not dead if he's able to talk Scott.
To expand, the farmer admitted to assassinating a US President. He dies. How's that a joke on the President?
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Jun 17, 2013 10:12:48 GMT -5
Post by Fossilman on Jun 17, 2013 10:12:48 GMT -5
Great joke!LMAO
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Jun 17, 2013 10:19:19 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 10:19:19 GMT -5
He's not dead if he's able to talk Scott. In the joke the farmer killed him. Because of a reputation for lying. The fact he was still talking is the source of the laughter. How did you miss that? How could anybody with a heartbeat not understand this joke? I admit I assume you have a heartbeat. Ummmm.... because it is a joke. Crass perhaps, but still only comedy and nothing more. Nobody is advocating the content of this rather cute comedy.
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Jun 17, 2013 10:51:38 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 17, 2013 10:51:38 GMT -5
Um no... if you want to analyze the joke, the farmer didn't kill him for lying, the farmer was psychotic. Obviously, if he talked, he was alive, yet the farmer buried him because he 'thought' he was lying about being alive.
The joke is on the farmer who can't separate fantasy from reality, and acts on his insanity by committing murder. And if you murder the President of the USA, you give up your own life as a result. So his continuing to till his field calmly is a wasted exercise, and another symptom of his delusions, inability to realize the seriousness of his actions, given that he won't get to see that field again for the remainder of his life.
I understood the joke fine, it calls people who think Obama a liar psychotic, delusional, and incapable of comprehending the consequences of their actions.
Similar joke would be, "Last year Obama said he was 50. This year he says he's 51. Which is it, Obama?", which mocks people who don't know that you have a birthday every year, making fun of birthers.
This is relevant because Sandsman1 is anti-Obama, so shouldn't be making fun of people who think Obama is a liar. Get it now?
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Jun 17, 2013 11:25:52 GMT -5
Post by jamesp on Jun 17, 2013 11:25:52 GMT -5
I thought the farmer plowed him under cause he lied.The punishment for Obamas lying ways.The joke is pointed simply at Obama being a liar and cost him being converted to fertilizer. That joke was desidned for people like me and Gump.Nice and simple,no? In other words-yes meant no to the farmer.The farmer of healthy mind.Obama the liar says yes-but to heatlthy folks he is a liar-means no to the farmer.
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Jun 17, 2013 11:36:42 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 11:36:42 GMT -5
NO.
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Jun 17, 2013 11:46:36 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 17, 2013 11:46:36 GMT -5
No what? It's a subtle joke ON the people who read it superficially, as is the "Which is it, Obama?" about his ageing a year every year. Just seems to me that if you are anti-Obama, you should find jokes that make fun of Obama, not those who are anti-Obama. I mean it IS a funny joke, but I was being helpful pointing out to Sandsman that it wasn't funny the way he thought it was:).
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Jun 17, 2013 11:50:02 GMT -5
Post by jamesp on Jun 17, 2013 11:50:02 GMT -5
Now i have a headache.
HelenS-are you pulling the lure of illogica again?
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Jun 17, 2013 11:58:48 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 11:58:48 GMT -5
NO, she is editorializing. The filter that she views life thru is rotated too far to the left. This makes it impossible to simply join humanity and enjoy a little joke. She has to add to it and expound upon it until it is something other than the original snippet of comedy. All this to satisfy her fragile ego. I'll bet a nickel Barry himself would laugh at this joke as presented without having to go thru any mental gymnastics to satisfy himself. Obama especially LOVED the Chia Pet made of him:
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Jun 17, 2013 12:01:36 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 12:01:36 GMT -5
I would argue that one has not made it in life until there is a Chia pet made in your likeness.
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Jun 17, 2013 12:09:44 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 17, 2013 12:09:44 GMT -5
I would argue that one has not made it in life until there is a Chia pet made in your likeness. lol Hrm. I think you finally said something true about Obama. Chia pets are awesome, I need one of those.
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Jun 17, 2013 12:14:27 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 17, 2013 12:14:27 GMT -5
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Jun 17, 2013 12:15:01 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Jun 17, 2013 12:15:01 GMT -5
Wow, way to over analyze a joke, Helen...
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Jun 17, 2013 12:34:13 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 17, 2013 12:34:13 GMT -5
Wow, way to over analyze a joke, Helen... I know... can't help it:).
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Jun 17, 2013 12:51:18 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 12:51:18 GMT -5
Ya know, with 3D printing the Chia Pet company could make Chia Pets of ANYONE!!
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Jun 17, 2013 13:19:28 GMT -5
Post by helens on Jun 17, 2013 13:19:28 GMT -5
Can you 3D print a lump of clay? Chia pets must be porous so it holds water. I know this, because I have had a chia pet before:). It only stayed hairy for like a week before I forgot about it, and it dried up:(.
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Jun 17, 2013 14:43:08 GMT -5
Post by Sabre52 on Jun 17, 2013 14:43:08 GMT -5
*sigh* I just realized that if they made a chia pet of me most all the head wouldn't even have to be planted with seeds......Mel
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