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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2013 18:45:17 GMT -5
How do you know I don't have 12 fingers and toes? I might. Wow !! A six toe scratch behind your ear ? You must be able to scratch both ears without changing feet. See, I toldya. That can of "What Helen might have" is chock full of misery.
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 18:45:37 GMT -5
Who said I had ears? I might not.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 18:49:52 GMT -5
Who said I had ears? I might not. Damn Helen, you need to go to the vet and get those toe nails trimmed before you take the whole back of your head off. WHAT AM I SAYING ?? Have the vet sharpen them.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 23, 2013 18:51:32 GMT -5
If she does have ears, she sure doesn't use them to listen, LOL : )
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 18:52:42 GMT -5
Who said I had toenails? Or only 1 head? If I had 3 heads, why would I worry about the back of 1? Really Don, you need a bath.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 23, 2013 18:53:54 GMT -5
Misdirection and obfuscation...
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 19:02:50 GMT -5
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 19:45:50 GMT -5
Who said I had toenails? Or only 1 head? If I had 3 heads, why would I worry about the back of 1? Really Don, you need a bath. How would you know I need a bath Helen ? You been crawling up through the septic tank drain to check up on me ?
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jamesp
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Post by jamesp on Sept 23, 2013 19:58:53 GMT -5
I meant to call him a skink. I do have a mylion of them. Iridescent blue with racing stripes. I had a cat that used to barf em up. Like 10 at a time. They can go 638 MPH. Catch the asphalt on fire. The word skink just sounds lowly. No offense to the skink. Me and 3 others were riding KZ1000's at rapid rates of speed to Fernandina Beach FL. to stay at my Mema's house and pillage as many shady sisters as possible. We were about 25 years old and very influenced by substances and parked at a little road side park to rest in Florida. Well, this giant brown lizard about a foot long ran down a green chameleon (anole?) and caught him in his mouth and chewed on him for a spell. Right in front of us. We almost needed therapy. Totally flipped us out. They would not go in the woods after that. Let me see if i can post a photo of that chameleon killer. It may be in the skink family. It is brown and has a wide head. Sorry, by the time i typed and posted this Helen had been totally molested Well done LOL This is it-Broad Headed Skink. Fiesty critter this one
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 23, 2013 20:14:11 GMT -5
Scott was right, you did call him a skink on purpose! I thought it was a two-findgered typo... Sorry about that. (I should talk about typos - NOT!)
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jamesp
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Post by jamesp on Sept 23, 2013 20:23:52 GMT -5
It is like a cross between stink and skunk. Like unique+ iniquity = uniquity.
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Post by grayfingers on Sept 23, 2013 20:36:26 GMT -5
stink (stank - stunk) is what is called an irregular verb. That means it doesn't have an -ed at the end (like live - lived - lived). It's like this verb: drink - drank - drunk.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 23, 2013 20:41:38 GMT -5
I wondered if we were going to hear from our word man, Bill. I'll drink to that! No, I won't. "Forget, forgot, forgotten." Yeah, like that.
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jamesp
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Post by jamesp on Sept 23, 2013 21:12:55 GMT -5
He is a wordman. A wordmenenenite. A welcome wordmenenite. durn durned dang danged dangit dadburn dadburned daburnedit
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 23, 2013 21:17:09 GMT -5
Bravo, James! But you forgot my favorite one - dadgummit!
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 21:20:25 GMT -5
And dagnabit Too.
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Post by grayfingers on Sept 23, 2013 21:43:00 GMT -5
lol,. . . dagnabit.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 23, 2013 21:44:45 GMT -5
C-O-W E-I-E-I-O... Dagnabit! (That's actually the one I was trying to think of)
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 21:47:53 GMT -5
One of the sidekicks on a TV western back in the 50's used to say dagnabit a lot.
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Post by Sabre52 on Sept 23, 2013 21:52:46 GMT -5
Back on topic of con man *L* Sound familiar anyone?.....Mel
"When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies"
" And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light"
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