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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 22:46:04 GMT -5
Who said I had toenails? Or only 1 head? If I had 3 heads, why would I worry about the back of 1? Really Don, you need a bath. How would you know I need a bath Helen ? You been crawling up through the septic tank drain to check up on me ? Its an easy assumption, Don, that you are stinky:).
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 22:52:27 GMT -5
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 22:53:07 GMT -5
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 22:56:14 GMT -5
How would you know I need a bath Helen ? You been crawling up through the septic tank drain to check up on me ? Its an easy assumption, Don, that you are stinky:). Get your nose out of my butt, and you won't notice.
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 22:58:31 GMT -5
I'm sure even Jake has more sense than to go near your butt.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 23:00:27 GMT -5
Me thinks the cat lady, (And I use the term "Lady" loosely), should spend more time with her cats, and less time trying to twist peoples words on these threads. She's fighting a loosing battle for her looser idol Obama.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 23:02:01 GMT -5
I'm sure even Jake has more sense than to go near your butt. Jakes favorite place to sit is in my recliner, between my legs. How close to your own butt do your cats sit ?
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 23:04:06 GMT -5
I don't own any cats. I just herd cats. thedailybanter.com/2013/09/surprise-house-republicans-are-a-bunch-of-soulless-jerks/Exerpt: "Nearly half of SNAP participants are children. Thirty percent of SNAP households in 2011 had earnings, and 41 percent of all SNAP participants lived in a household with at least one wage earner. Only 8 percent of SNAP households received cash welfare benefits, while 42 percent received Social Security or Supplemental Security Income (SSI) benefits given to the aged and disabled. When we talk about SNAP recipients, we’re talking about children, the elderly, the disabled and the working poor, not “welfare queens” or surfers. The $4 billion a year in savings Republicans are touting from their cuts amount to about .00615% of the $650 billion federal budget deficit for the current fiscal year. So this isn’t about fiscal responsibility. These cuts won’t make a dent in the deficit."
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 23:05:43 GMT -5
Damn Helen, you didn't need to show us the sign hanging in your house. We've already had enough of your counter top. But I must say, the words on the right of the sign sound just like you. You never know when to shut up.
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 23:06:17 GMT -5
You're a cat.
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Post by grayfingers on Sept 23, 2013 23:09:23 GMT -5
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 23:09:45 GMT -5
Ok, you're a bat-frog
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 23:15:43 GMT -5
<Quote Helen> I don't own any cats. I just herd cats.
Oh, that's right. Your dog eating idol, the Ayatollah Obama likes dogs. And in my many travels to the orient, I've seen more than a fair share of cats hanging in meat markets, all skinned and gutted. That must be why you call yourself "Cat Herder".
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 23:22:27 GMT -5
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Post by helens on Sept 23, 2013 23:23:33 GMT -5
No one eats cats. There's no meat on cats, they're all fur.
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 23:27:40 GMT -5
No one eats cats. There's no meat on cats, they're all fur. B.S.
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Post by Rockoonz on Sept 23, 2013 23:34:57 GMT -5
Don't know about kitty cats except that cooked correctly cougar (the 4 legged variety) is quite tasty.
Lee
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Post by jamesp on Sept 23, 2013 23:46:25 GMT -5
1. dagnabbit
(exclaimation) Oldcootism used during great consternation or surprise. Used by 1890’s prospectors, cantankerous old farmers, and young people playing old people on TV in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s. Them dern aliens ruined my golldarn rubbarb patch with their flyin' machine, dagnabbit! mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by crazyoldman Oct 17, 2003 add a video Random Word 2. Dagnabbit
B: a mild expression of frustration uttered for polite company from the convolution of "God Damn It" Dangnabbit Ma don't be too harsh on him, the boy was only being a kid. Let him him be. mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by R.Unger Jun 2, 2005 add a video
3. dag nabbit
sometimes used instead of dammit, also a thing to say when frustrated or mad. "Dag nabbit, I dropped my pencil!" mark as favorite buy dag nabbit mugs & shirts dag dag nab dag nabbi dang dang nab dang nabbit daggonit daggit by riane Mar 2, 2007 add a video 4. dag nabbit
something my grandfather would say when us kids were around (& paying attention). 'Betty, I ran out of toliet paper, dag nabbit.' mark as favorite buy dag nabbit mugs & shirts dagnabit dag nabit daggnabit daggnabbit dagg nabit by riceckae Nov 15, 2006 add a video 5. dag nabbit
sometimes used instead of dammit, also a thing to say when frustrated or mad. "Dag nabbit, I dropped my pencil" mark as favorite buy dag nabbit mugs & shirts dang nabbit dag nabit dang it dang nab nabbit damn nabbit by Riane Feb 17, 2007 add a video 6. dag nabbit
a phrase made popular by Grandpa from "Rugrats". Ancient people say it in place of "dammit" when they are in front of young people (that means 70yrs and below to them) "Dag nabbit! Where the F did i put them goddamn dentures?" mark as favorite buy dag nabbit mugs & shirts old people suck balls thats for sure by ndsnfnsfk Apr 13, 2010 add a video
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Sometimes used instead of dammit, especially when aimed at children. "Dag nabbit! Who left the lights on and the door open?" "Dag nabbit!!! You flag your fanny home right now!" mark as favorite buy dag nabbit mugs & shirts damn it dammit gosh darn doggone it darn by lucky1003 Sep 18, 2009 add a video8. Dagnabbit An expression of sheepishness, with a tinge of frustration. Dagnabbit, I knew I shouldn't have put my tongue in her arse on the first date. Now she thinks I'm a freak. mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by attentionwhore Oct 27, 2003 add a video Random Word 9. dagnabbit an exclamation used as a more exotic alternative to goddammit! the origins of the word are somewhat hazy, but to hazard a guess- Mongolia? dagnabbit!! my toes were just run over by a steamroller. dagnabbit!! i just found out that im actually an alien from the planet GurroWACKAWACKA mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by Sarah and Maddy Jan 13, 2005 add a video
10. dagnabbit a phrase meaning "oh shit!!" Dagnabbit!!I left my panties in my borfriend's car!! mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by Cool Coll Coll May 15, 2003 add a video 11. dagnabbit oh shit! DAGNABBIT!!!!!I forgot my panties in my boyfriends car!!! mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by cool coll coll May 15, 2003 add a video 12. dagnabbit term south american prospecors use when insulting sum1 or gettin a strong point across "thate corn o'r there is needin harvested dagnabbit!" mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by steph (nambar wan!) May 23, 2003 add a video 13. dagnabbit An expression used by farmers from Texas (said in very annoying accent, no offence) "Ma, the corn field o'r there needs cuttin', dagnabbit!" mark as favorite buy dagnabbit mugs & shirts by poppile Jul 13, 2005 add a video
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Post by jakesrocks on Sept 23, 2013 23:53:04 GMT -5
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Post by bushmanbilly on Sept 24, 2013 0:03:48 GMT -5
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