Post by horsinaround on Apr 13, 2007 11:56:17 GMT -5
Hi Everyone, my name is Steve and I am a compulsive rock licker...I joined ROCK LICKER'S ANONOMOUS...but unfortunately I have relapsed and am back to licking rocks...can anyone help me? I am addicted to rock licking..I even do it in my sleep and Betty has complained that her cheek is not a rock. What do I do?
should I seek professional counseling? Should I succumb to the fact that I am always going to be a rock licker?
I have tried spray bottles, I have tried water bottles, I even tried dipping my rocks in a cup of water, but I always return back to my old ways of licking rocks.
so, this leads me into my adventure this morning... there I am sitting in the middle of my rock work shop area, 2 dogs laying on the floor with me..one is laying in the middle of my pile of rocks..I am trying to pack BIKER RANDY a flat rate box of glass and rocks from Oklahoma most are dirty and dry so I am trying to pick out the right ones to send off...what do I do..I lick the rocks...lol that's not really the worst of it. so with my beloved Guard dog ( the large female Shepard) laying in front of my in the middle of my rocks..I stick one out to her face...what does she do ? well she licks it...LOL
so I come up with a new Idea...lets get some honey....drip some all over the rocks...Now I am thinking to myself..this will help with my obsessive compulsive behavior of ROCK LICKING....well that worked for a few minutes until MAX...my male German Shepard decided to eat one of my rocks... so...I finally get the rock out of his mouth after chasing him through the entire barn...thinking to myself..what a moron I am.... so I go and wash the rocks off...making sure all the honey is off of them...NO PROBLEM.
I let them dry while I am cutting other rocks up and looking for more glass.... NOW I never claimed to be a rocket scientist..because what I should have done is look at the rocks while they were wet...ohhhh nooooooo...not me....lol
I forgot about them .... DUH..so here I go..back to the floor looking at the dry rocks..thinking some really not so nice things...and I begin to lick the rocks again...trying to find the right ones to finish packing up for Randy. while I am doing that..I look up and see the cup of water sitting on the work bench...did I get up to get it??? yup you guessed it...NOT a chance..I just sat there licking rocks till I had enough grit in my mouth to re-gravel my 1/4 mile long driveway.
needless to say..I did finally get Randy's box packed up and it left a really nasty taste in my mouth....but randy got a nice box of things. DID I learn my lesson ? I seriously doubt it...HA HA HA
see what this hobby has done to me......it has turned me into a dirty rock sucker.....HA HA HA I give up
if you have any good...did I mention GOOD advice..by all means please let me know..other wise..you can sit there and laugh at me for the things I do to myself in spite of having 1/2 a brain left.
go ahead..laugh at me..because I am.
I hope everyone learns form me....DON"T LICK ROCKS....one day you may end up licking something that may not really be a rock... Nothing worse than licking PDP (petrified dino poop)
have a great day everyone
Steve
oh yea..does anyone have any suggestions for a mouth wash to get this nasty taste out ??
LOL
should I seek professional counseling? Should I succumb to the fact that I am always going to be a rock licker?
I have tried spray bottles, I have tried water bottles, I even tried dipping my rocks in a cup of water, but I always return back to my old ways of licking rocks.
so, this leads me into my adventure this morning... there I am sitting in the middle of my rock work shop area, 2 dogs laying on the floor with me..one is laying in the middle of my pile of rocks..I am trying to pack BIKER RANDY a flat rate box of glass and rocks from Oklahoma most are dirty and dry so I am trying to pick out the right ones to send off...what do I do..I lick the rocks...lol that's not really the worst of it. so with my beloved Guard dog ( the large female Shepard) laying in front of my in the middle of my rocks..I stick one out to her face...what does she do ? well she licks it...LOL
so I come up with a new Idea...lets get some honey....drip some all over the rocks...Now I am thinking to myself..this will help with my obsessive compulsive behavior of ROCK LICKING....well that worked for a few minutes until MAX...my male German Shepard decided to eat one of my rocks... so...I finally get the rock out of his mouth after chasing him through the entire barn...thinking to myself..what a moron I am.... so I go and wash the rocks off...making sure all the honey is off of them...NO PROBLEM.
I let them dry while I am cutting other rocks up and looking for more glass.... NOW I never claimed to be a rocket scientist..because what I should have done is look at the rocks while they were wet...ohhhh nooooooo...not me....lol
I forgot about them .... DUH..so here I go..back to the floor looking at the dry rocks..thinking some really not so nice things...and I begin to lick the rocks again...trying to find the right ones to finish packing up for Randy. while I am doing that..I look up and see the cup of water sitting on the work bench...did I get up to get it??? yup you guessed it...NOT a chance..I just sat there licking rocks till I had enough grit in my mouth to re-gravel my 1/4 mile long driveway.
needless to say..I did finally get Randy's box packed up and it left a really nasty taste in my mouth....but randy got a nice box of things. DID I learn my lesson ? I seriously doubt it...HA HA HA
see what this hobby has done to me......it has turned me into a dirty rock sucker.....HA HA HA I give up
if you have any good...did I mention GOOD advice..by all means please let me know..other wise..you can sit there and laugh at me for the things I do to myself in spite of having 1/2 a brain left.
go ahead..laugh at me..because I am.
I hope everyone learns form me....DON"T LICK ROCKS....one day you may end up licking something that may not really be a rock... Nothing worse than licking PDP (petrified dino poop)
have a great day everyone
Steve
oh yea..does anyone have any suggestions for a mouth wash to get this nasty taste out ??
LOL