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Post by radio on May 13, 2015 7:34:07 GMT -5
Rockoonze's language skills post made me think of this gem Room Service (RS): “Morrin. ; Roon sirbees.” Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.” RS: “Rye ..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??” G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.” RS: “Ow July den?” G: “What??” RS: “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?” G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.” RS: “Ow July dee baychem? Crease? G: “Crisp will be fine.” RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?” G: “What?” RS:”An toes. July Sahn toes?” G: “I don’t think so.” RS: “No? Judo wan sahn toes??” G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.” RS: “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?” G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.” RS: “We bodder?” G: “No…just put the bodder on the side.” RS: “Wad! ?” G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.” RS: “Copy?” G: “Excuse me?” RS: “Copy…tea..meel?” G: “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.” RS: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye??” G: “Whatever you say.” RS: “Tenjewberrymuds.” G : “You’re very welcome.”
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Fossilman
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Post by Fossilman on May 13, 2015 13:33:33 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!
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free4rms
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Post by free4rms on May 13, 2015 14:58:08 GMT -5
I saw this on the internet years ago, and it has always been one of my favorite emails. It was a real kick reading it again and passing it on to my email list.
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