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Post by jakesrocks on Dec 12, 2015 16:23:04 GMT -5
Dear Abby, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters. I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off! Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be appreciated. Mad as Hell Dear Mad as Hell, You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady! Remember, you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one! Abby
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Post by mohs on Dec 12, 2015 17:41:26 GMT -5
electing hildoid would run up quite bill
mostly
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Post by rockrookie on Dec 12, 2015 21:51:48 GMT -5
HAHAHAHHHAHA!!
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Post by Rockoonz on Dec 13, 2015 1:36:47 GMT -5
First verse is kind of appropo... What was Bill thinking, she was creepy looking back then. Did her folks have money?
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