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Post by captbob on Oct 18, 2017 17:17:09 GMT -5
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:
Scenario:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
****************************** Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
****************************** Southerner’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
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Fossilman
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Post by Fossilman on Oct 18, 2017 17:35:46 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO! Yuppers......
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Post by MrMike on Oct 18, 2017 17:51:14 GMT -5
Now that’s funny!!!
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Post by rockjunquie on Oct 18, 2017 18:41:59 GMT -5
That's TERRIBLE! But, I like it.
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Post by radio on Oct 18, 2017 19:38:47 GMT -5
Can I identify as two out of three? That would be a Southerner and a Republican Hornady Critical Duty in .45 ACP is my flavor of choice. Just looking at the business end of a full size 1911 will dissuade most folks from making a foolish decision!
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Post by amygdule on Oct 18, 2017 21:36:40 GMT -5
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? NO Blam!..Blam!..Blam!...
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Post by catmandewe on Oct 18, 2017 21:59:57 GMT -5
I would throw rocks, ugly ones of course, gotta keep the pretty ones.
Tony
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Oct 18, 2017 22:39:40 GMT -5
What taxidermist? Just hang that there, too ugly fer the wall, carcass off'n a barbed wire fence,
If this was in Commiefornia, dumbocrats of course would then charge you a tax for the bullets, check to see you had a background check for the gun and ammo, fine you for a high capacity magazine, claim yore gun was a machine gun, and claim you committed a hate crime and arrest your for not having your gun and ammo locked up separately. Then, they'd round up several thousand other terrorists and link arms with them in a protest march and do nothing while the marchers rioted and burnt down half their city. And then they'd go on TV and blame Trump...Mel
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QuailRiver
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Post by QuailRiver on Oct 18, 2017 23:56:18 GMT -5
I'm a politically unaffiliated pragmatist. Two to the chest and one to the head. And if there are not any other witnesses then there is no need to bother the busy police officers. They'll sort it out the best they can when they find the time to get around to it.
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Post by adam on Oct 19, 2017 2:45:15 GMT -5
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide: Scenario: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying a 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ****************************** Democrat’s Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing! ****************************** Republican’s Answer: BANG! ****************************** Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!” Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!” Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!” Despite the fact I've never shot a gun before, I'd take out the terrorist's kneecaps with a bullet to each knee, watch him bleed and scream. Or I could just stone the terrorist straight in his/her noggin'. I laugh at your depiction of a southerner's family, you Floridian. You missed the part about the Opossum crossing the road and the southerner filling it with lead before the poor critter reaches the other side. Oh, wait, do you Floridians even have Opossums? Surely to God. I'm a covert rebel, with no gun. Just brain, with not much brawn. Screw politics, I'm my own breed. Southern white boy still living with his alcoholic mother in a small, rural American town. That's the life to live, right there. Because obligations suck. I wrote this at 3:00 am. With a clear conscience. Try not to get offended.
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Oct 19, 2017 6:54:59 GMT -5
More of a Rand Paul southerner here. I believe in conservative use of ammo. Like the old rhyme goes, "Two in the heart, one in the head, makes damn sure he's good and dead."
Adam, if you've never shot a gun before, you'd better stick to shooting at center mass. Took my video game playing nephew out on the ranch because he wanted to shoot a pistol. He soon found out playing first person shooter games does not make you a real shooter. Barely hit the side of the mountain and almost dropped the gun to boot. Scared him half to death. Knee capping would have been a totally unrealistic expectation. *L*....Mel
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kevin24018
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Post by kevin24018 on Oct 19, 2017 7:17:12 GMT -5
so harsh, he just needs free healthcare and abortions, we should respect his right to marry preteens then mutilate them, it's their culture, who are we to judge? food stamps, he needs food stamps too and a living wage, at least until his bride it out of middle school, don't ya think? such intolerance, it's racist, Islamophobic, xenophobic, bigoted, misogynistic, not sure if I left out any of their go to insults so feel free to call yourself whatever I forgot, it's such a long list of big words.....
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fishnpinball
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Post by fishnpinball on Oct 19, 2017 8:10:34 GMT -5
I must be a pacifist. I would not kill him. I would just shoot his dick off so he could not enjoy the virgins when he does reach paradise.
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Post by captbob on Oct 19, 2017 9:21:11 GMT -5
just sayin'
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ryan
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Post by ryan on Oct 19, 2017 11:13:37 GMT -5
Our thoughts are mostly chemical reactions from outside influence, if you don't understand this then you think you are your thoughts and these chemical reactions are what controls you. You only control your brain and your body when you think with right brained logic and reason, cause there is little emotion from right brained thinking, emotions are chemical reactions in your brain that are ment to control your mind so your body survives the situation your in
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zekesman
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Post by zekesman on Oct 20, 2017 10:03:36 GMT -5
I have a tee shirt that reads 45ACP because sometimes fat and slow are good enough. Vic
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Oct 21, 2017 16:43:52 GMT -5
My favorite tee shirt is the "Group Therapy" shirt from the NRA. Shows a target with a nice tight group on the bullseye. That kind of therapy is very good. I call it "transcendshootingdental meditation". Very relaxing!...Mel
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Post by TheRock on Nov 9, 2017 23:11:48 GMT -5
I'm the first born north me mam and pap was born down south. I gotta say being I am extremely conservative, 1 Shot is all I would really need altho a couple more for good measure kinda like Sabre52 mentioned. No need of wastin good ammo on a Sand Junebug.
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bevsmith1960
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Post by bevsmith1960 on Jan 11, 2018 11:13:10 GMT -5
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide: Scenario: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying a 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ****************************** Democrat’s Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing! ****************************** Republican’s Answer: BANG! ****************************** Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!” Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!” Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!” 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by melhill1659 on Jan 11, 2018 21:10:44 GMT -5
I’m a Southerner!
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