shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
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Post by shorty on Nov 1, 2004 20:03:50 GMT -5
am i back
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Nov 1, 2004 20:08:32 GMT -5
;D ;D i felt alone envalid user name and password i felt like a horse with no name haha
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Post by Cher on Nov 1, 2004 20:16:20 GMT -5
Hi Shorty It's you, it really is you!! Welcome back as yourself again. ;D Cher
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Post by connrock on Nov 1, 2004 20:18:38 GMT -5
Hey Shorty,,,, This is me ,,,,,Is that you??? LOL Welcome back with a name!!LOL Tom
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Post by rockyraccoon on Nov 1, 2004 20:24:41 GMT -5
welcome back shorty!! glad you found your identity.
kim
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 1, 2004 20:54:50 GMT -5
Hi Shorty, Glad your name is in yellow again! My husband (honest to goodness) got this e-mail yesterday: TO BEATLES FANS BLUE MEANIE WANTED FOR DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOUR STOP DESCRIPTION 7' 2" BLUE SKIN LARGE EARS STOP LAST SEEN ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA SHOW STOP SUSPECTED OF TARGETING HALLOWEEN PARADE OCT 31 AND THANKSGIVING PARADE NOV 25 NYC TOP MAY ALSO TRY AND HIJACK LOCAL RADIO STATIONS STOP WILL ADVISE ON HIS MOVEMENTS STOP CHECK THEBEATLES.COM FOR FURTHER DETAILS STOP Maybe it WAS my evil twin I drink too much wine. Sorry cookie
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Post by krazydiamond on Nov 1, 2004 21:21:06 GMT -5
""After nine days I let the horse run free 'Cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things there was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... ""
YAY, Shorty, you're back...!!
KD
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Nov 1, 2004 21:29:33 GMT -5
hahaha thanks every one.... i was alone in the desert to long . i thank its realy me... blue meenie haha but diamon im not out of the rain or snow haha but i have my name back haha
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AgateHunter
starting to spend too much on rocks
LAKE SUPERIOR AGATE Minnesota State Gemstone
Member since September 2004
Posts: 107
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Post by AgateHunter on Nov 1, 2004 21:37:02 GMT -5
Welcome Back shorty, ;D I see your computer must have survived. Did you threaten it with a sledge hammer? Chris
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
Posts: 122
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Post by shorty on Nov 1, 2004 21:44:44 GMT -5
no agate hunter i threatend it with a through by hahaha through out by a great big tree ay 60miles an hour haha but i did give a love kick or to haha
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 21:56:05 GMT -5
Shorty, you were never off. You had been convinced by THEM that certain things work certain ways. You were always on, you couldn't see it. It is things like that that are a but Momentary Lapse of Reason. The satellite sends out a signal, and we pass out. The chip is reloaded and we are given a memory. Untill we really come back into our own skin, whatever that really is, everything we touch is unattainable. All of a sudden, poof, your hair is green, my hair is orange, and things work all over again. They never really stopped working, we stepped into a different space for a while. You have always been here. Perhaps a tinfoil hat will help next time unless, the satellite sends the signal with prejudice against tin foil hats. That is why we just cannot jump off a building and fly. We have been trained since before we can remember we cannot fly. We could before we were taught we could not. Even people who try to fly and appear no longer in existance. They just use the satellite to go to a different dimension. That is why our ears ring. It is people who are in a different dimension, trying to get our attention. They are telling us to stick screwdrivers into the wall sockets so we can hear them. It doesn't really hurt. It just seems to feel that way. They are that thorough. We actually believe we get shocked so we do not go far enough to talk to people in other dimensions. You were always there. THEY convinced you you were not.
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Post by krazydiamond on Nov 1, 2004 22:21:35 GMT -5
Theories on Tin Foil Hats and other miscellanious Ramblings from the Pit............
i have flying dreams.......not often but when i do, yeehawwwwwwww!
i have found that ingesting cheese before bedtime enhances dreams........especially sharp cheddar and strong blue.....the mouldier the better.... be ready for off the wall bouncing dreams here.
i have often thought on doing a study on the psychoactive properties of cheese...have any of you out there tripped on Cheddar?
KD
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 22:33:48 GMT -5
I never ate cheese and then tripped, I have however tripped and eaten kinda, cheese. It take forever to chew. I remember, we had the tone arm set to replay and replay, had dark side of the moon on and tried to chew cheese. I remember it expanding, dripping down my chin and shirt, and getting stuck in my teeth. My stomache expanded like I had eaten fresh Granola, and I let go some serious gas. I remember vibrating and the fart going on forever and forever. We all started laughting and our faces came to a point at the tip of our noses. We couldn't stop laughing or chewing cheese. I then remember eating apricots and really getting gas. Big hair Tina laughed so hard she pee'ed her pants, Becky the Airhead started getting hot and took her clothes off. Joey, Bobby, Tony, Louey, they were so full of gas, they almost blew lunch and they pee'ed their pants. We all couldn't stop chewing the cheese and the Floyd went on forever.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 1, 2004 23:27:09 GMT -5
I love Sharp cheddar cheese. It's better after the package has been opened an left to sit for a while. It constipates me, however, so it is a forbidden fruit. Maybe my life, after ingesting, is a trip. I'll try that again soon. With a Peridium chaser. There is nothing so intensely sweet as bubble gum when high on weed. This is a documented fact.
cookie
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 23:33:55 GMT -5
I would chew, and chew, and chew the bubble gum. Someone would come up and say, DO YOU NOT THINK IT IS TIME TO SWALLOW? I would go on chewing thinking I had to swallow. Then I woud get an obsession to swallow. I would do it. It would go down slowly and I could feel the peristalstic contractions and feel like I was swallowing my throat. It would finally go down and I would feel like I had swallowed my best friend. From there it would go bummer, bummer, bummer......
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 1, 2004 23:48:30 GMT -5
But you don't fart bubbles. That's the bummer.
cookie
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Post by docone31 on Nov 1, 2004 23:57:35 GMT -5
Sure, we all do. That is what a nurfengerfer is.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 2, 2004 0:26:48 GMT -5
Did it happen when I wasn't looking? Is that the sticky stuff in my drawers? I've been corrupted. It's official. It's Docs fault.
cookie blue
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Post by docone31 on Nov 2, 2004 0:56:50 GMT -5
You haven't been corrupted, you have been found out! The mansion has many rooms, I will prepare a room for you. You get to go to the most fun room of all! Yuppies got to play with egg cartons. We get to be nurfengurfers! Of course you know what a fossildorf is? A nurfengurfer is someone who sits in the bath tub farts and eats the bubbles.
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Post by sandsman1 on Nov 2, 2004 1:50:59 GMT -5
hahahahahaha
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